thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

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[suddenlybees]

The amazing thing about the human body is that you don't need all your organs to survive~!
I can take a kidney, half a liver, the appendix...
You'll live~

[deuteranope]

livers regenerate

renewable resource

[suddenlybees]

Mav gets it!
Listen to the man~!

[tsuns]

nope I have a medical condition I cannot live without any organs and I need all my blood too

[suddenlybees]

You could probably spare some blood if you stopped losing so much fluid in tears.

[tsuns]

wow I also have a medical condition that means I cant cry

so therefore no tears can leave my face

[suddenlybees]

I can heal that for you~

[tsuns]

that would be cool if you were allowed to look at or touch me

[suddenlybees]

LOL
You underestimate me.
I don't need to look at you or touch you to make you cry~

[tsuns]

that is NOT healing

[suddenlybees]

I'm fixing a medical condition!
That's healing!
Sometimes you just need a good long cry, you know~?

[tsuns]

not me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you can't make me cry even if you try

[suddenlybees]

I bet I can make you cry even if I don't try~
...Are you crying right now?
Turn your video on

[tsuns]

no

dont u look @ me and get any big ideas

[suddenlybees]

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Turn on your video

[tsuns]

go fuck yourself

[suddenlybees]

Is that criteria for turning on your video or?

[tsuns]

of course not
????? god how would you even do that

DON'T SHOW ME I'M NOT TURNI GN WNAYTHON

[suddenlybees]

LOL
You're not curious at all?
Not even the teensiest bit?
You're missing out, Ka~na~ta~~

[tsuns]

no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not

[suddenlybees]

Oh.
How cool, I didn't know it could do that.
I need two hands for this, so I'll talk to you later, 'kay~

[tsuns]

NO NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

[suddenlybees]

Give me $8000/month and I won't!!!

[tsuns]

stop replying and go do whatever two hnaded thing you need to do

[suddenlybees]

Hm~
But I'll miss texting with you too much!
Oh, I know!
Maybe you can lend me a hand?