un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[made_up_names]

i mean i only fought crime in that suit for a little while
like a month?
then i had the nicer one

[leekspins]

That makes it extra cool, then. The origin story suit!

[made_up_names]

man you make every dumb thing i do sound cool

[leekspins]

Well...to me, it is. You've done a lot for me, so I can't help it. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

[made_up_names]

im pretty sure youre biased
but thats okay

[leekspins]

I guess I am! At least you know I'll always be cheering for you?

[made_up_names]

which is awesome
kinda weird?
im used to this being a huge secret

[leekspins]

Oh? Should I be more secretive? You figured me out pretty easily, I don't know if I can succeed!

[made_up_names]

nah man its done
like even if i were trying to keep it secret its out now

[leekspins]

That's true. You're going to be famous eventually anyway. We'll all be working to save the world, so it's going to happen.

You could even sell your first suit on E-Bay if you need more money for equipment in the future!

[made_up_names]

if we get that far sure, ill keep that in mind

[leekspins]

['If'...]

You're right. A lot can happen. Things could change very suddenly.

But I hope I get to see it happen with you.

[made_up_names]

well yeah probably, eventually
it's just a long way out?

[leekspins]

It might be. It might not. Even the Seers aren't really sure.

I have to get back to studying for midterms, replies might be slow.

[made_up_names]

oh shit yeah those are coming up

[leekspins]

Yes! Please ace them! If we both get straight A's we can go do something fun.

[made_up_names]

uhhhhh
dont count on straight As from me

[leekspins]

You're giving up? That's too bad. It would have been a neat surprise.

[made_up_names]

im not giving up
im just being realistic

[leekspins]

Oh. It sounds very similar!

[made_up_names]

hey
im NOT giving up
but you saw me try to cast spells earlier

those allergies are really bad

[leekspins]

Did you show them to your teacher yet?

[made_up_names]

no not yet

[leekspins]

Tomorrow, then. I can't imagine any of the professors being so cruel as to flunk you just because casting magic literally hurts you. I can add my witness account if necessary.

You'll be okay.

[made_up_names]

well i mean yeah thats true
i just also dont really want to show them?