un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[leekspins]

An anon can't make you look cool. You just are.

[made_up_names]

hime i like you a lot
but youre wrong

[leekspins]

No, I really think so! Besides, the other stuff is funny. You're excited and friendly and approachable! It's fun to watch.

[And it cheers her up.]

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

Σ(°ロ°) you're Spiderman!

[That's... obvious. He actually vageuly recalls Peter at the arm-breaking fiasco, so that would actually explain that. What was the secrecy about admitting he's a student, though?]

do you prefer being called Peter or Spiderman?

Re: UN: fundirection

[made_up_names]

oh
you didnt know? for real?

[ He'd gotten that impression when they'd talked but. ]

peter for sure
spider-man is like. a title?

[hippocarnival]

okay, Peter it is

i didn't know at all!! I guess it wasn't much of a secret? (￣▽￣*)ゞ

[But now Yuya has a name and a face to put to Orihime's crush. And it seems like he's not putting on much of a front as Spider-Man anyway.]

UN: Epicyon

[heromedal]

[ RIGHT to the important shit with- ]

Do you still have that suit?

Re: UN: Epicyon

[made_up_names]

[ Thanks Rex, he knew he could count on you. ]

the really nice version? no i lost it

[heromedal]

That's a shame.

[ Any reply from Peter will be ignored for about twenty minutes- he doesn't really get this might seem like it's all he was interested in.

But after the twenty minutes, there's a quick design sketch for a new one. Being Rex, it has funky little claws and wrist-mounted gadget dealios with spikes, tabi shoes like a ninja and... yeah, Rex gave it a kick-ass ragged looking web cape. Black, mostly. Some red, including spooky red eyes. ]

What do you think?

[ He kinda hopes that didn't come quick enough Peter realises he's already been thinking about this sort of stuff, but his early designs were much less... scary. He just gets carried away sometimes. ]

[punshots]

wait thats u man????

[ Um, he didn't really Peter was basically a huge celebrity? Man, pressure's on now. He goes to the same school as Spider-Man. ]

idk i think the other stuff makes it all even COOLER
cuz ur just a normal guy
u know relatively speaking

hey uh would it be weird if i asked for ur autograph

[made_up_names]

[ That's not quite the response he was expecting. ]

uh
it is weird but
if you really want it go for it?

[punshots]

i mean u dont have to if its weird
idk man that was just really cool!!!
that suit must have been like a trillion dollars

[atomicultimatum]

:o
youre spiderman!

[She hadn't know either, and only really knows of spiderman because of a brief time being in and around New York. Ah the wonders of globe-hopping. So, yeah Peter, you have a new fan.]

thats so cool and you are too!
youre also really funny, too :D
do you have more videos?

[made_up_names]

whoa you know who spider-man is? for real? thats awesome

i got a couple more yeah but theyre really short

[atomicultimatum]

ive only ever heard some mentions of spiderman :o
but definitely also him helping some people
somewhere somehow sorry

[She forgets the details now.]

id like to see them sometime
or maybe you could start making new ones!

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

[It's pretty clear that this isn't some small secret. This is a really big deal that's supposed to be kept under wraps for threat of some severe consequence. Which is why he's not at all surprised to see it.]

Dios mio, Peter. Please tell me that wasn't you being shot across the sky at that one point. Lie to me and say it wasn't you.

[made_up_names]

[ It's about par for the course, honestly. At least he isn't accidentally exposing the secret that will literally kill him. ]

um well
remember when i said i hit a truck?

[ Lie, he says. ]

well that's definitely not what youre seeing here

Nailed it.

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

I know you said it's corny but...

It's a very nice suit! ♥

[made_up_names]

ok yeah that much is true
like legit the coolest thing ive ever seen

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

fucking told em

video was of a puppy

[made_up_names]

you did tell em

I dunno why people don’t believe you

un: bumblebee

[thebreakfastbug]

So, who was the driver?

[made_up_names]

what, happy? he works for my mentor

[deafleppard]

What happened to your phone?

[made_up_names]

uhhhhh
i broke it

[ There's clearly more to this story. ]