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un: ohnomorespiders

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

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An anon can't make you look cool. You just are.

Σ(°ロ°) you're Spiderman!

[That's... obvious. He actually vageuly recalls Peter at the arm-breaking fiasco, so that would actually explain that. What was the secrecy about admitting he's a student, though?]

do you prefer being called Peter or Spiderman?

[ RIGHT to the important shit with- ]

Do you still have that suit?

wait thats u man????

[ Um, he didn't really Peter was basically a huge celebrity? Man, pressure's on now. He goes to the same school as Spider-Man. ]

idk i think the other stuff makes it all even COOLER
cuz ur just a normal guy
u know relatively speaking

hey uh would it be weird if i asked for ur autograph

:o
youre spiderman!

[She hadn't know either, and only really knows of spiderman because of a brief time being in and around New York. Ah the wonders of globe-hopping. So, yeah Peter, you have a new fan.]

thats so cool and you are too!
youre also really funny, too :D
do you have more videos?

[It's pretty clear that this isn't some small secret. This is a really big deal that's supposed to be kept under wraps for threat of some severe consequence. Which is why he's not at all surprised to see it.]

Dios mio, Peter. Please tell me that wasn't you being shot across the sky at that one point. Lie to me and say it wasn't you.