un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[made_up_names]

whoa you know who spider-man is? for real? thats awesome

i got a couple more yeah but theyre really short

[atomicultimatum]

ive only ever heard some mentions of spiderman :o
but definitely also him helping some people
somewhere somehow sorry

[She forgets the details now.]

id like to see them sometime
or maybe you could start making new ones!

[made_up_names]

hey if you dont remember thats a good thing
im supposed to be secret
but i guess i have a bit of a name in nyc

[ Though it's been at least a year since he was active. ]

lemme send you some stuff

[ And he does! Mostly it's little clips of him doing flips, hanging out in New York, stopping trucks with his bare hands. ]