un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[heromedal]

[ That's not actually the worst he thought of anyway. ]

I already know a bit- mostly I accelerate natural healing functions. We can see what we get, just don't get mad at me if your hand becomes evil and chases me around.

[ It's a joke. He's joking. ]

[made_up_names]

ha. id be amazed honestly, so youre all good
orihime says yes btw

[heromedal]

You shouldn't be, I saw that happen once. Ruined my best tire iron.

[ Just hope he's still joking. ]

Excellent. I thought she would.

You really are an endless supply of questions to be answered.

[ aka his favourite thing! ]

[made_up_names]

i hope thats a good thing

uh, all of it

i really appreciate it tho

[heromedal]

It is.

Let me know when you’re ready. Something that simple I can do any time.

Bring snacks.

[made_up_names]

can do