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okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

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[ Peter looks alarmed for a moment, then - quiet. Not rushing to the Avengers’ defense which is, perhaps, a telltale sign. He’s a little angry at them for abandoning him now. He... hadn’t really put together all the rest of it until just now, but when Héctor lays it out in so many words... yikes. Double yikes.

He swallows a bit, trying to think of what to say. ]

You make it sound really bad. I agreed to all of it, remember? And the stuff I did was important.

[ But it’s a weak defense and he knows it. So he tries something else. ]

If they hadn’t recruited me then, I’d still have run into trouble back home. There was a guy who nearly killed me in October - the Vulture or something like that. I’d have fought him whether the Avengers found me or not. And - like, that suit they’d made me? I’d have been dead for sure without it.

[ He’ll just leave out the part where his mentor took it back. And then Peter promptly had a gas station dropped on him. ]

[unpocoloco]

Peter, that doesn't help.

[He can see the kid's trying to make this easier but if anything it's making this all worse. Especially not talking about what would've killed him otherwise.]

You're a teenage boy, and faced with all that. Of course you were going to agree. I know you're a hero, that this is what you do, but that doesn't make them right.

Where even is that suit now?

[Because he definitely should have seen it before.]

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[ Gee, it's like he died under their watch anyway.

Peter winces a bit, rubbing at the back of his neck. Momentarily distracted from trying to explain the Avengers by that question. ]

I don't know. It got torn up really badly on the fight with Thanos - I think I lost it.

[ Or, y'know, it was disintegrated along with Peter. ]

[unpocoloco]

[He really should've guessed that. May had told him there wasn't much left of the kid, how much would there even be of that stupid suit? The image of ashes in his mind is leaving him ill as he thinks, silent.]

You're getting a new one. Not literally a new one of that, but you need something. I want you studying every possible self-protective rune there is, every spell, every enchanted piece of armor, everything before you go rushing back into this. I don't want another scratch on you if a bomb goes off, do you understand me?

And I know you won't listen, but I'm going to say it; if you were going to able to keep one single secret, Peter, it shouldn't have been the one from your family. Tía May shouldn't have ever been the excuse for you to get hurt.

[He can't even imagine how hearing something like that would make her feel.]

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[ Sorry, Héctor. At least his discomfort gets Peter to listen more than he normally would. He sort of jolts at that, not expecting that response. ]

You're not going to tell me to stop?

[ Sorry, he'll loop back to the subject of telling May, he swears. But this first. ]

[unpocoloco]

I really, really wish I could, but I know you, Mijo, and you won't. If I can't ask you to keep yourself safe one way then all that's left is asking you to do it smarter.

[Or throwing runic barriers on a room but that's not actually an option.]

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[ Yeah that won't end well for a lot of reasons. ]

I - I mean - I guess I could do a lot with runes on a suit. That's the only kind of magic I can even kind of cast. I could research all kinds of things to make regular fabric stronger than a suit of armor.

[ He's perking up at that, interest lighting in his eyes. Good suggestion, Héctor. ]

[unpocoloco]

[Good suggestion and yet he's filled with dread.]

Ask others for help too. People who know what they're doing. And don't take any of this as an excuse to be more reckless.

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Right, right. I don't actually want to worry you, you know. Or May.

[ A pause. He lifts a hand to his forehead, idly rubbing at the scars there. Funny, there's one line there now that definitely wasn't present the last time Héctor saw Peter. ]

[unpocoloco]

[He winces when he sees that line-- and the addition. He doesn't know what it means for who knows what, but the result's the same. He heaves a sigh, and steps forward, carefully, he moves Peter's hand aside, so he can see the scars on their own. He pushes Peter's hair back and then lets it fall again into place.]

You're a powerful kid. More so than a lot of people I know. But you're not invincible. We're going to worry, no matter what. Just let us help how we can.

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[ Peter winces a bit as Héctor does that. Not because the gesture hurts - his head is perfectly fine, in fact - but he's thinking about the weirdness with Hieke. And debating whether to say anything to Héctor about it. ]

I know, I know. And I'll go to you for help if I'm really worried about something, okay?

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Okay.

[And while he's still this close he wraps his arms around Peter and holds him tight.

Then he steps back, putting on the smallest of smiles.]

Now go. Back to your adoring spider fans.

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[ Aww. Okay, decision made, he's not gonna ruin it by talking about magic allergies or Hieke. This is too cute. He beams up at Héc for a moment, and gently returns the hug. Maybe lifting him up a bit before letting him go. ]

Okay, okay. Just don't freak out this time.

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[He can't help laughing a little when the boy lifts him. Even in this moment.]

I told you. [He grins then, teasing.] I'll do that when you stop giving me things to freak out over.

[And in the meantime, he's got some things to do. Peter might not be telling him about Hieke but that doesn't mean he's leaving that new scar uninvestigated.

It was time to find an ally.]