un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[made_up_names]

you did tell em

I dunno why people don’t believe you

[deuteranope]

right? like I said, piece of shit but an honest piece of shit

also if happy ever visits you here lemme know

[made_up_names]

why
are you gonna mess with him

[deuteranope]

oh puppy that just sounds like something a piece of shit would do

[so: yes]

[made_up_names]

glad were on the same page then

[ Peter will help, of course. ]

[deuteranope]

[Hell Yeah.]

not fucking related in the least, what's the aube (mostly) shit about

[made_up_names]

oh i just spend a lot of time at lum
like a LOT

[deuteranope]

oh

I mean no shit I fucking noticed but you made it sound

idk weird

[made_up_names]

what
im allowed
imelda doesnt even hate me as much any more

[deuteranope]

I don't feel like being mad at you right this fucking second so we're gonna change the subject

[Imelda was so sad when she came back!!!! It was terrible, and it made Mav want to punch Peter, honestly, no matter how amusing and adorable he finds him.]

bracelet works great and I think he likes it, so thanks I guess. should be able to pay the rest after this weekend

[made_up_names]

what
what did i say

[ He definitely made Imelda incredibly sad, and hurt her terribly. He also groveled as hard as he possibly could. And she broke his phone so. That's something, anyway. ]

okay cool sure
no rush

[deuteranope]

doesn't matter we're changing the subject

puppy for real someday I'm gonna teach you to put the screws to folks

[made_up_names]

uh
im bad at that

[deuteranope]

that's why I'm gonna help you, you stupid fuck

[made_up_names]

well yeah obviously i got that
i mean ive tried it
didnt go well

[deuteranope]

yeah cause you're a fucking nerdy puppy and not a bitch hooligan with piercings tattoos blood on his shirt and a bat

[made_up_names]

like you?

[deuteranope]

stunning conclusion

[made_up_names]

thats why im a genius i guess

[deuteranope]

apparently

you should fucking rig up a cute little baby spider taser

[made_up_names]

i dunno about cute but i could make a small one probably

[deuteranope]

so fucking adorable it's deadly

[made_up_names]

watch out or ill test it on you

[deuteranope]

sounds fun

[made_up_names]

you sure about that