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[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[made_up_names]

[ Bee might have to get in line for that one. There's a comment chain with Héctor that goes into all the ways Tony crossed a line by recruiting Peter. ]

uh
well yeah i guess
but mr stark couldnt get away and happy didnt know anything
his whole job was to deliver me

[thebreakfastbug]

That's what written and video briefings are for. So that if the person who knows what's going on can't be there, the information can still be passed to people who don't know.

[It was basic protocol for basically every organization Bee could name.]

Look, I'm sorry. I know you respect him? But I'm starting to get the feeling your mentor couldn't even lead a team out of a paper bag.

[made_up_names]

[ Had there been a written briefing? Peter genuinely doesn't think so. If there'd been even a scrap of info to read, he'd have been on it. But it's also conceivable Happy had given him something and Peter had been too excited to slow down and look at it. ]

oh. well i guess that would have been a good idea

[ Sigh. Fortunately, he's a little bit mad about being left in France with no contact, so he doesn't take any offense at that. ]

he did his best i think
i wish hed let me do MORE
he hasn't spoken to me at all since i came here

[thebreakfastbug]

I feel like that just proves my point.

Mentors are generally supposed to, y'know, actually mentor people.

[made_up_names]

well
yeah okay thats true
hes probably busy tho