un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[deafleppard]

How do you break a phone.

[made_up_names]

by
uh
making someone mad enough to break it

[deafleppard]

[She doesn't want to be Peter's babysitter. He should be able to make his own decisions and deal with the consequences.

But man if it's not hard.]

How badly are we talking about?

[made_up_names]

shattered
like
completely
i sort of put it back together but its mostly being held together with duct tape until i can get enough parts to really repair it

[ Honestly, he deserved this one. Imelda was furious and genuinely hurt. ]

[deafleppard]

What about buying a new one?

[made_up_names]

i mean i could do that too
she did offer
but

[deafleppard]

But?

What but?

[made_up_names]

but she hasnt done it yet and im not harassing her when im the one who made her mad

[deafleppard]

Never a dull moment, huh.

[made_up_names]

i mean, are you actually surprised

[deafleppard]

You what what.

Nope.