deuteranope: (mav153)
Maverick | Bitch Ricky Marten-Taylor ([personal profile] deuteranope) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-03-19 11:45 am

un: weaseling

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back


[for uh

reasons]


there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous
wherenoonegoes: (Hiccup Smile)

[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2019-03-27 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Technically I was replacing a possibility, not adding a new one.

Also, 5 out of 10 on the cursing? There's a lot of it, but it's all pretty much the same.
wherenoonegoes: (Hiccup Chief)

[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2019-03-27 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you do you. I'm just saying if you want to cuss out a Viking you need to be a little more creative than that.
wherenoonegoes: (Hiccup pleased)

[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2019-03-27 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Change your name to something hideous. It drives off gnomes and trolls.

That's not actually a joke by the way, my full name's Hiccup Horrendous Haddock. The Third.
wherenoonegoes: (Hiccup Chief)

[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2019-03-27 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say it wasn't dumb.

The only other option is to be so terrifying that they won't want to steal your socks.