UN: Epicyon -Text

[heromedal]

With all of the extra time due to the break, I'm looking for new projects. Apparel, mechanical devices, weaponry, etc. I'm also willing to research spells or other topics.

If it's for personal use, I'll work out a price of some sort but equipment for use in serving the academy's goals I don't see any reason to take from people when it benefits us all anyway.

You don't necessarily need to know what you want- if you've just got a problem, creating a solution would be my part of the process.

Contact me here or ask for Rex in the Anvil, I'm there most days, the staff know me. If it's closed, I'm probably in the Hall of Pythia. Or the Legionnaire Quarters. Thinking about it, just contact me here.

[ Because he could also be in a cave somewhere being weird or in a van being weird or planting onions in the woods. ]

Comments

[deuteranope]

THAT’S NOT HOW ROUNDING UP WORKS DUMBASS

[heromedal]

Your objection was to the number of 6s, so I focused on those.

And that reminds me, I need to double the price out of spite as promised.

[ That will probably tip him off to Mav that Rex is fucking with him, which is deliberate. Busting his chops is fine, but not actually upsetting him. ]

[deuteranope]

[Oh, Mav was pretty sure already that Rex was fucking with him. He was just also sure that Rex would take the joke to the end of times, so any joke doubles as being deadly serious.]

my objection now is to your face

I hope Indrik shits in every single one of your socks

[heromedal]

[ Not in this case. He'll drop right back down when it comes to actual pay time. He already feels terrible for taking anything and calculated the whole thing to try and meet what he thinks Mav will consider suitably high. Something he won't object to in that weird 'value yourself' way he has but isn't too high. ]

My face has little relation to the cost.

Incidentally, since he started making fireballs his faeces seems to mostly be colourful smoke.

[ That's right motherfucker, Indrik poops rainbows now. ]

[deuteranope]

I still object to it

oh my god I don’t care about his shits I don’t care about him at all he’s awful

[heromedal]

Overruled.

You're the one that brought up his excrement, but yes, he's the worst.

[deuteranope]

you can't overrule an objection to your own fucking face that biased

so how about €150 + I retract my wish of your socks being filled with shit

[heromedal]

You may think, but the evidence (in this case that your objection has been overruled) would suggest otherwise.

€150 and you wish for your own socks to be filled with your cat's faeces.

[deuteranope]

I’m impeaching you because you’re fucking corrupt as shit

I’m losing enough fucking socks to non-shit-related reasons

[heromedal]

An impreachment typically requires a comittee.

I see. Socks are more valuable to you than my work. Understood.

[deuteranope]

cricket is a committee member against better judgement

maybe knit me some socks to find out just how valuable

[heromedal]

You do realise I have never known who you're referring to when you use the nicknames only you do?

Very well. I will charge €575 per sock.

[deuteranope]

oh come on everyone can figure out cricket it’s a very good name for him

€150 for the current project it is~

[heromedal]

I also don't know very many people.

Agreed. It'll be done tomorrow morning.

[deuteranope]

you know him you’re fucking talking to him here already, if you can’t figure it out now you’re way fucking dumber than I would ever guess

pleasure doing business gc!

[heromedal]

Kano doesn't seem especially Gryllidae-like.

[ This isn't even Rex being purposefully weird, this is an actual comment he actually made completely unironically. ]

Oh and the gas in there is inert, so don't put anything that needs to breath in there or they'll suffocate.

[deuteranope]

you kidding? he's a chirpy dumbass that keeps you awake at 3am and can't sit still

that's a fucked up thing to do in the first place but okay

[heromedal]

That's a rather liberal interpretation.

I just thought it would be sensible to warn you. I know you own a cat and I did not wish it to be harmed.

[deuteranope]

you realize you're the fucking grim creeper right they're my interpretations because they're my nicknames let me have them anyway I'm fucking spot on

very sweet, I'll pass on the information

[heromedal]

But that one seems accurate, I have a sombre disposition and am decently stealthy.

[ yes he really thinks thats why hes called that

Like he gets it's a play on Grim Reaper, but he honestly thinks the creeper part is for his habit of turning up without warning.]

That said, now that I think about it, it would make a decent method of killing something quietly in a pinch. It almost entirely muffles sounds, so it would be quite effective to force it over a target's head.

[ This sort of shit is why he's called the Grim Creeper and he has no idea. ]

[deuteranope]

you're grim creeper because you're somber and creepy, thank you for demonstrating so instantly

[heromedal]

Oh.

Okay.

[ I mean, he knows he's creepy. He knows it very well.

He finds it a little weird how it kind of hurts to be told it from Maverick so bluntly like that all of a sudden. That's odd. ]

I was just saying, in case you needed something like that sometime.

[deuteranope]

[see how it feels, Rex!!!!]

tip noted but I told you it's not gonna be for me

they'll probably think that part's cool, though

[Since he's being so weirdly insistent about murder!!!]

[heromedal]

Who is it for, anyway?

[ Is it murder if it's for a mission to save the world?

Yes, probably. ]

[deuteranope]

[Most likely.]

if I tell you are you going to ruin the surprise for them