[text] UN: mekakushisan

[suddenlybees]

[ posted some time mid-day on the 6th, because after nearly killing a person, almost dying himself isn't enough of divine retribution, he's also got to see the miserable child that he used to be walking around campus and he wants none of that. there can only be one. ]


Hello, hello~!!
It's Kano~
I'm here with an !!!URGENT!!! job offer for interested parties!
What I'm looking for is hunters and exorcists and the like~
No experience necessary!!!
Willingness is key!!!!!!
Please leave your resume and rates below~


[ He needs somebody who wouldn't mind killing a human child, essentially. For those who suspect something's up, or want an action thread instead of a text one, Kano makes it pretty obvious what he needs destroyed: anybody happening upon Lumière 303 can't miss the sound of muffled screaming and pounding of what sounds like a child who has been locked up in a closet, because this is obviously how you deal with seeing a kid version of yourself, you kidnap them and throw them in the closet and remove the doorknob to your bedroom so nobody can get inside. ]

Comments

[panpiping]

He's not a baby!! If he needs to go to jail make it much much bigger!!

[suddenlybees]

Take it up to the school admins to get me a larger closet, then~

[panpiping]

I don't know how to do that!!!! I can't even get you to help him when he didn't do anything! How am I supposed to make this ...school admins THING listen?!

[suddenlybees]

You're a super powerful fey with soul splitting time hopping magic, aren't you??????
You could threaten to bring their kidlets out and lock them up in a closet?

[panpiping]

You want me to LIE? I don't do that.

[suddenlybees]

No way, you don't lie?
How do I know that's not a lie?

[panpiping]

Hmmm... You don't! But big big lies like saying I'll put people in closets... That kinda thing hurts too much! I definitely couldn't lie like that.

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmmm~
I don't want you to hurt, so how about this!
You tell them that if they don't get me a larger closet, you'll bring out the kidlets and I'll lock them up in my closet!!

[panpiping]

I'd much rather just turn you into a lizard...

[suddenlybees]

Poor kid would never get out of the closet at this rate...
What do you think?
Will he starve first?
Or maybe he'll run out of air?

[panpiping]

Do you hate him or do you just hate me?

[suddenlybees]

Does it have to be one or the other?

[panpiping]

If you hate him for something he did then you hate him. If you hate him for being there you should hate me. If you hate both of us... That's too much hate. Why do you hate so much?

[suddenlybees]

Nah, he didn't do anything, and I don't hate you for bringing him here.
But I do hate that he's here.
Wouldn't you hate it too?
Making somebody relive a past like that, when it was like that?

[panpiping]

I wouldn't know. But I think... Isn't making things hard for him now just as cruel?

[suddenlybees]

No.
I told you, didn't I?
He'll take comfort in the familiarity~
I know I would~

[panpiping]

But he isn't.

[suddenlybees]

Give him time!!
Screaming like that is futile and exhausting and he'll cry himself to sleep, eventually~

[panpiping]

It's cruel. ... How can I make you let him out?

[suddenlybees]

If you brought him here, you can take him back, can't you?
It wouldn't have anything to do with me at all~

[panpiping]

Things aren't that simple. And anyway I don't really want to.

[suddenlybees]

You'd rather leave him in the closet?
Abandoning him in his time of need, poor thing...
What's it going to take for you to take him back?

[panpiping]

There's no "back" to take him to he's from you. But I could take him.

[suddenlybees]

If he came from me, that's somewhere to go "back" to, isn't it?
If you take him, what does that mean for me?
If he dies, do I die too??
What are the short term consequences of locking him in the closet????

[panpiping]

The shortest term consequences are that he feels scared and alone and that I wish I could truthfully tell you I'd put you in a tiny tiny box myself. As for the rest of that, I don't know! I've never done this before. Would you like me to make an educated guess?