UN: Ollin [Text]

[unpocoloco]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.

[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]

Comments

[deuteranope]

just remember, you're only predictable because you're so unique

[deuteranope]

calm down just gaming the time travel system, not anything super criminal

[playitagain]

My love of bananas is something special?

[unpocoloco]

[He hates you so much right now, Avery.]

Almost as terrible as growing up a huge jerk. Almost.

[deuteranope]

precisely! only a banana jammer could jam this hard about bananas

[spelleton]

You know something

This is far more entertaining when I'm not on the receiving end.

[ this is his small, petty revenge for Héctor's assistance in glitterbombing ]

[playitagain]

Awwww Mav. ♥

I did like them just as much as when I was little.

[subconmodo]

Oh no. Whatever shall I do? My heart would be in pieces right now if I had one.

[subconmodo]

Oh. Good.

In that case, keep it up! I could use the money.

[deuteranope]

[Haha. She's cute.]

I'm not big on sweets so they'll be safe from me and ricky eating them all anyway

and now I know that I'm like a default crime lord in japan because of my tattoos so unless your life of crime started young I'll keep all that to myself

[deuteranope]

he wants a phone btw

[unpocoloco]

Maybe if you had a heart your kid would like you.

[Yeah, he's going there.]

[playitagain]

I'll probably ask politely for them. Um, little Nana will. I was that kind of kid.

You know, I never even thought you might be Yakuza...

[unpocoloco]

Yeah, yeah, lucky you with the perfect angel.

[Huff!!]

[deuteranope]

you saying you wouldn't ask politely now?

that's because you're not a fucking moron tbh

[playitagain]

Well... no, I'd still ask politely but it wouldn't be as precocious.

...you know what that's fair.

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

i don't know if there's a kid me out there or not. i don't think so.
anyway, i will deliver children as needed if i find them!
and entertain them if necessary!
they're all adorable so far!

[deuteranope]

a shame

gotta say though I looked some up and that is some serious fucking style I'm mad I'm not that inked up

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

[Ughhhhh. She really, really doesn't want to do this, but... as awkward as the kid is, she just can't risk her getting hurt because no one knew how to handle her. She's got to fess up.]

yeah this is jailbreak. you see a kid called jasmine anywhere- short hair, real quiet, looks kinda scared of everything- lemme know. she kinda just doesn't ask questions cause she's too afraid of pissing people off, so you don't actually have to tell her anything if you don't wanna.

mostly she's pretty well-behaved, just don't let her overuse her powers. she's a seer, it fucks with her health if she tries to overdo it. if she looks like she's having any kind of breathing problems, get her to the infirmary ASAP.

[At this point, she may be contending with Rex for the title of 'most mismatched past and present selves'.]

don't mind keeping an eye on your mini-mes if you're okay with them being around me. not gonna stop swearing around them, so they might get some fun new vocabulary. your call if it's worth a couple hours peace and quiet or not.

[deuteranope]

NO MORE PICKING OUT MOVIES FOR THEM TO WATCH

un: δαήμων

[eudaimonikos]

I'm Michael. My younger self goes by - [It's just a span of invalid characters.]

Well, don't worry about it. He might be in a human form, looks like an adult guy who's having trouble using his limbs, or he might be a sort of bubbling void full of dissociated attempts at body parts. He's young enough that I don't think he's started considering human souls as food yet, so he shouldn't be dangerous. Just call me if that changes.

[yokeye]

did he not like it?
i didn't stay to watch!
it had rabbits!

[deuteranope]

rabbits that got fucking TORN APART apparently

[yokeye]

oh my god!
those poor rabbits!
avery must be traumatized!
i should find him and apologize!

[deuteranope]

kids can put up with a lot they're resilient but yeah bring him a fucking cake or something buy him a phone whatever

maybe learn to use doesthedogdie.com too