UN: Ollin [Text]

[unpocoloco]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.

[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]

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UN: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

This is Professor Atchison, currently looking for a boy who just goes by the name of Avery. You'll find him easy to spot. Either he'll be wearing a mask or he'll have left some form of chaos in his wake. I'm pretty sure he's the one at fault for the whole spoon incident in the Banquet Hall.

The kid's generally inclined toward fire magic, but knows better than to use it outside of carefully controlled situations (probably the one bit of sense the little brat has). He's also one heck of an escape artist and has apparently learned how to pick locks since he's arrived, so good luck with that.

I'm currently indisposed at the moment, so if anyone wants to try their luck at wrangling the troublemaker, be my guest.

[unpocoloco]

Picking locks, huh? That's some bad luck there.

[subconmodo]

The kid's not afraid to try and escape out a window either. And he's figured out the secret passages in the school.

There's a reason he keeps getting away from me.

[unpocoloco]

Oh no. Has he?

[If Teto's taught lockpicking like he thinks then that mean's Averito's probably shown Teto a thing or too as well.

Mierda.]

That... explains a bit.

[subconmodo]

Let me guess. Your brat's running off all the time too.

[Not that he's surprised. This is the man who tried to make a break for it in the States.]

[unpocoloco]

He's not a brat, he's just...




... a bit flighty. And prone to distraction. And reckless when it comes to... specific things.

[Nobody say it.]

[subconmodo]

Oh dear. I hope the kid grows out of it. Sure would be a shame if he didn't.

[unpocoloco]

[He hates you so much right now, Avery.]

Almost as terrible as growing up a huge jerk. Almost.

[spelleton]

You know something

This is far more entertaining when I'm not on the receiving end.

[ this is his small, petty revenge for Héctor's assistance in glitterbombing ]

[unpocoloco]

Yeah, yeah, lucky you with the perfect angel.

[Huff!!]

[subconmodo]

Feeling left out? So sorry.

I'm sure I can come up with a compliment or two to help you feel better.

[spelleton]

I'm not feeling left out at all!

Watching you struggle to manage your younger selves is all I need. It's so refreshing.

[ He says that like he's not taking responsibility for corralling them at every hour of the day tbh BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY ]

[subconmodo]

Oh no. Whatever shall I do? My heart would be in pieces right now if I had one.

[unpocoloco]

Maybe if you had a heart your kid would like you.

[Yeah, he's going there.]

[subconmodo]

Ooh, jumping right at me with that dagger, aren't you? Didn't think you had it in you.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

lol you're so fucking old

[subconmodo]

I believe this is the point in time when I would tell you to get off my lawn.

Also, Val and Michael are way older than I am.

[deuteranope]

whatever dude they don't try to get teenagers to call them hot as far as I know

[subconmodo]

I thought we let that go.

[deuteranope]

forgive, but never forget

[subconmodo]

Just for that, I should make you the kid's primary babysitter.

[deuteranope]

believe it or not ricky likes having him around so it helps keep things chill

we can scheme more ways to get rich

[subconmodo]

To get rich?

Oh no. What ideas have you put in his head?

[deuteranope]

calm down just gaming the time travel system, not anything super criminal

[subconmodo]

Oh. Good.

In that case, keep it up! I could use the money.