un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

Comments

[yokeye]

not anymore!
but it's good to know!
so, about this party...

[tsuns]

what does not anymore mean.............sounds kinda ominous

also yea i expect there to be a party but i can't plan it bc planning your own party is fucking lame

[yokeye]

a werewolf killed my sister!

excellent! i planned a party for minako and i can help!
do you want pinatas?

[tsuns]

oh uh

yeah some of em will do that shit

kind of part of the drama i had to deal with back home

but uhhhhh in less depressing news there's never NOT time for a pinata

[yokeye]

did YOU kill somebody!?
but yes, less depressing! pinatas are a go!

[tsuns]

uh no no i didn't

what kinda questions is that? you think cuz i'm a wolf i'm gonna go around and kill somebody?

[yokeye]

sorry!
you just said it was part of the drama!

[tsuns]

maybe a werewolf killed someone i know????

answer: they didn't but damn the assumption there

[yokeye]

so what happened?

[tsuns]

I dont wanna go into it too much

just these asshole wolves may have put a hit out on my mom and it'sjust territorial fanatic bullshit

[yokeye]

like a werewolf mafia thing?
did she owe them money?

[He hadn't thought about werewolves being territorial, though it makes sense.]

[tsuns]

no it's complicated

some people just get really ass mad about stupid stuff and do equally stupid shit like kill other people over it

seems like that's how a lot of clans operate and it gets old real fast

[yokeye]

understood!

did you want a wolf pinata or a rabbit
or a traditional pinata animal?

[Are they donkeys? He's not sure.]

[tsuns]

uh not a wolf

you can surprise me but not a wolf, super weird

and also no shitty candy either

[yokeye]

[Outside his door the day of the party, Kanata will find two pinatas. One is shaped like a rabbit and inside are cream eggs. It's going to make a huge mess. The second pinata is a cat and it's filled with licorice scotty dogs.]

[tsuns]

( Toki will officially win the Asshole Of The Year award! :') )