un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

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[tsuns]

( Kanata grabs the candle with his free hand, more excited than he should be. His face falls as he sees the burnt wick and crumbling wax around the edges. Ick...but he smells it anyway, eyes darting to Akechi.

This guy sure is an upstart. He finds him irritating from the jump. )

A little smug for being the newer person here, huh? Don't worry about your candle. I'm refusing it. ( Kanata sets the candle on top of Mav's head, look on his face totally unimpressed. ) Bzzt. Try again.

[deuteranope]

[Mav grimaces at “Ricky-chan”, grumbling a quick “don’t fucking call her that...” It was too weird, especially after Ricky himself had been around for a visit not long ago. No more Rickys!! Just abolish the name!]

Fucking rude. I got that for you in the first place, man. Not my fault you fucking bailed before I could deliver it. Anyway, princess is a fucking detective, of course he’s smug.

[foolishjustice]

[Fine, fine. He'll come up with something else cute to call her. ...The candle on top of Mav's head earns a covered snicker, though.]

I have earned the right to a certain amount of confidence. I've also been around more recently, who knows what might have changed while you've been away.

[tsuns]

( With no hesitation, Kanata takes a cross-legged seat on the floor, switching to craddle Ricktoria in his arms. Yeah. He's taking this cat home. If things come to blows, please look away, babe... )

Probably a lot of shit. That's how time works. ( He eventually lets the cat go. She slowly stretches before laying down on the floor to show off her stomach, very pleased by the amount of potential attention in the room.

Even if someone doesn't feel so similarly. ) You here working a case? A detective ain't so impressive if they're just slumming it in high school like the rest of us.

( He's even got enough time to use up 80% OF HIS BIRTHDAY CANDLE! )

[deuteranope]

[Now that Kanata's moved, he can reach up and remove the candle without retaliation. As much as he teases the other boy and firmly believes that he's the favorite, it really is nice to see the pair together again. Having a full-time cat was stressful...]

Yeah, you missed everyone having tiny versions of themselves running around. That was wild. Ricktoria got real good at being on her leash and harness, though.

[foolishjustice]

I'm on academic leave right now, though...technically there's something here related to a case I was working back home. It would be unprofessional of me to name names, of course, but I did wind up investigating whether or not a certain supernatural group from Tokyo is a threat to public safety.

[He'd been surprised to find one of the Phantom Thieves here, of all places, but...life is strange like that.]

[tsuns]

( Kanata absentmindedly scratches Ricktoria's stomach for a moment before looking between the two. Hmm...ain't that some shit. )

So there might be magic terrorists here, or no? You don't have to name names to answer that question, right? ( That's definitely more pressing than the other thing, but that's still a curiosity. )

And you guys had small clones for a while? That sounds obnoxious as hell. Hope Ricktoria didn't get a hold of any of 'em...

( Since that description was kind of vague, he has painted a VERY DIFFERENT picture of what actually happened. )

[deuteranope]

[Do people just casually converse about magic terrorists, being smug and hinting about their presence... Whatever. He's got more important things to talk about.]

More like they got ahold of her. Tiny like a six-year-old, not a fucking Lilliputian. Never got to fucking pet a cat that much as a kid, so he -- I? -- thought it was fucking the best, even if I wasn't too keen on everything else going on. Sucks I fucking missed on on seeing what you were like as a kid, I'd fucking love to get blackmail material.

[foolishjustice]

After identifying a member of the group, I've come to the conclusion that they're more akin to vigilantes than terrorists. A problem for criminals outside the reach of the law, but not to ordinary citizens.

[His younger self had also loved having a cat around, but...he's firmly intent on not talking about that.]