un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

Comments

[tsuns]

they better be nice to her b/c i will not stand for even light aggravation directed as such an angel

also u can't just give my gift to someone else!!! i'm here now so they should give it to me

p.s. it is kinda a shooter, just not like....death shooty, more like ink shooty

cuz ur a squid

[deuteranope]

he's aight they bond over being princesses
maybe she even...likes...him...better...than...you

it's basically gone already dude

what the fuck I don't want to be a squid??

[tsuns]

that's a lie you take that shit back right now

[deuteranope]

it's what you get for abandoning our daughter better been a good fucking reason

[tsuns]

well i left to see my mom for my birthday

then maybe she was gonna be killed so yeah i stayed for that

[deuteranope]

what the fuuuuuck

yeah you get a fucking replacement bday gift man

[tsuns]

three gift baskets

[deuteranope]

why did it go up

[tsuns]

are u saying I dont deserve three gift baskets ??

[deuteranope]

I'm saying if you get two now that's the second and third gifts anyway so don't bitch

[tsuns]

wow one would be a welcome back gift so it doesnt count!!!!!

the other two is birthday + interest + apology for giving someone else my other gift

im giving u a discount

[deuteranope]

your welcome back gift is playing fucking squid wars with you, dick

[tsuns]

i thought u werent about being a kid squid??

so wishy washy richard

[deuteranope]

I ain't but it's easier on my wallet

[tsuns]

wow what a cheapskate!! are you always so stingy?? ridiculous!

my absence should be deserving of at least a little $$$$$$$$$

[deuteranope]

maybe fucking send child support next time

[tsuns]

wow!!!!!!!!!!! ill take ricktoria for 1 1/2 months and we can be even

maybe not a month and a half all at once but extra days i will make up for it! haaaaaahh

then you won't have to worry about being so broke and you can get me a truly respectable gift basket

[deuteranope]

you ain't taking my daughter away dream on

[tsuns]

uh did you forget she is also my daughter

did u become too broke to pay attention to how i picked her up from the animal shelter and officially named her such a glorious name

????

[deuteranope]

uh fuck you I named her??

[tsuns]

i put it on everything like her paperwork and stuff

i could have said fuck u her name is snowball or something dumb

[deuteranope]

and if you did she would definitely like her new stepdad more

[tsuns]

she would not

i'm gonna come over to see her in like 5 minutes u better let me in or the custody battle begins

[deuteranope]

if you say so

good luck I know a kickass lawyer

[tsuns]

( Wow!!! He throws his phone at the wall, lawyers be damned.

Luckily, after his fucking off to another country, Kanata has been moved to the same dorm as Maverick which makes trekking there less arduous for him. Mav should still be in the same place...he did say he got a roommate, and he'd have no reason to move so. No regrets in banging on this door--

Wait, there is a regret. Kanata doesn't want to scare Ricktoria, who may be sleeping inside. Either way, loud bangs and shouting would potentially frighten her! He must make sure she is soothed and comfortable; both for his sake and as evidence in this cat custody fued.

Perhaps there's a way to both appease Ricktoria and get that cat-lover Maverick to open the door. He bends down, getting on his stomach so his mouth is level with the bottom of the door. With one hand, Kanata scratches the wood very gently. Mew, mew, mew. They may not be the best cat noises, but maybe they'll be good enough to get Bitch Ricky to come investigate. )