un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

[deuteranope]

do you know nunya? nunya bidnas?

[made_up_names]

aww come on man. I can keep secrets!

[ No he can't. ]

[deuteranope]

posterboy you failed your first mission

[made_up_names]

... I can usually keep secrets!

[deuteranope]

what you think I fucking got a secret midnight lover or something like there's not some juicy gossip here man it's just not your business

[made_up_names]

dude

I need measurements

[deuteranope]

make it adjustable from your wrist size to your neck size

problem solved

[made_up_names]

well of course its gonna be adjustable but like it would be way easier if I know what tolerances to keep

[deuteranope]

the tolerances you should keep: mine, Imelda's

[made_up_names]

[ That. Actually makes him kind of mad? Yeah, kind of mad at Mav now. ]

all right fine. I'll make it the way you want it without asking anything.

[deuteranope]

you think I understand engineering and bracelet making enough to give real info dude like you're the one that said it was easy

[made_up_names]

which is why I asked for, yknow, a person and/or lycan form I could fit it to

[deuteranope]

[physically recoils at the thought of this going to a lycan]

think saintly thoughts

[made_up_names]

[ Look. It's where his mind goes when Mav asks for an adjustable bracelet okay. ]

whatever. if you dont wanna tell me anything that's fine.

25 euros tho. 10 up front and then 15 after I finish it.

[deuteranope]

posterboy for a science guy you're not too bright...think about it

does it come with free ongoing maintenance if it fucking busts

[made_up_names]

[ Story of Peter's life tbh. ]

of course I'll fix it for free. I dont actually want to charge you money, but youre being kind of demanding and I'm mad?

[deuteranope]

what the fuck kind of idiot makes a techy gizmo and doesn't charge??

[made_up_names]

I dont like charging friends

[deuteranope]

a real friend fucking demands you charge them for your services drop those entitled bitches dude

[made_up_names]

well one is a trade and shes making me something I really need

the other two I offered and its not their fault for not thinking about paying me. we're all broke students okay

[deuteranope]

ok that's fair I guess

but like someone being a broke student doesn't change the fact that you're a brokeass student too posterboy

plus it was real fucking easy to make you a posterboy

build up that backbone a little more before the poster falls down and becomes a doormat

[made_up_names]

ive got a backbone

that doesn't mean i want to use it on my friends man

[deuteranope]

meh

if you pop over next couple days you'll get a model to work off of alright?

[made_up_names]

yeah thats good enough

but if this thing goes to a supervillain im blaming you

[deuteranope]

lmao my secret evil supervillain lover nice