UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

Comments

[strings_theory]

You're uninvited to this experiment. Fuck you.

[deuteranope]

I'll hold a memorial service for your pinkie to ease my heartbreak

[strings_theory]

You don't even know if it'll be my pinkie, so joke's on you.

[deuteranope]

well you ain't gonna burn your middle finger, index, or thumb. my odds are p good

[strings_theory]

There are other parts of my body, you know.

[deuteranope]

sure but come the fuck on

risk burning a part of yourself off, you're gonna want a digit

[strings_theory]

Doubt it'll burn something off. Can't explain the hows or whys of that, but it's some weird shit.

[deuteranope]

like that is just super not how fire and string works my dude

[strings_theory]

Yeah, but the string is kind of also my body in a way. So dunno how that changes the properties of it?

[deuteranope]

bodies are also flammable

[strings_theory]

If you're wearing something flammable or use a substance to get the burn started. Bodies themselves aren't. [Jolyne, honey, no.]

[deuteranope]

oh my fucking god YES THEY ARE DO YOU EVEN ARSON

kindling and accelerant just make it burn faster and easier you fucking dumbass

[strings_theory]

Nah, I don't arson. Carjacking, thievery and assault, sure. Arson? Nope.

I guess you can be reinvited.

[deuteranope]

eh to be fair I never got charged for it so who knows how much it counts but no shit you fucking need me there if this is the level of knowledge you're working with

[strings_theory]

I'm just going to casually blame public schools in Florida. But anyway, going to do this shit... probably outside somewhere, though it needs to be somewhere without prying eyes.

[deuteranope]

public schools are a fucking scourge around the globe I guess

roof of lum, this sorta shit is pretty normal

[strings_theory]

Really are, don't feel like I really lost anything but skipping here and there.

...

What the fuck are you guys doing over there to make this shit normal?

[deuteranope]

as a dropout smarter than a lot of the dumbasses here? can confirm

we got kano, toki, and tyzias in this fucking building, and if none of those names mean anything to you, I hope your life stays simple for a little while longer

[strings_theory]

... Only one of those does. How's his eye doing, by the way?

[deuteranope]

which one? I've had to fix both

[He's preeeetty positive he knows, but he also doesn't want to tip things even more out of Toki's favor by giving out more information than he has to. Boy did that enough himself.]

[strings_theory]

He get black eyes that often? [Eh, she's not really mad about it, just curious.]

[deuteranope]

would that really surprise you?

you did good work there. very tempting to just leave him like that

[strings_theory]

Not really. It'd surprise me that more people are violent here than him being stupid enough to piss someone off.

I mean, you should have, he deserved it after spouting the shit he did.

[deuteranope]

yeah he's dumb as fuck

only reason I fixed him was because he really seemed to want to make things right after I gave him some shit to think about

problem is he had a vision after that so who knows if he's giving you space while he does that or he just fully fucking forgot about it

[strings_theory]

I've fuckin' noticed.

Hopefully it's the former, but I'm going to guess it's absolutely the goddamned latter. Fucker got me detention, what the actual goddamned shit is this.