un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

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[suddenlybees]

Alright..........
It'll be better for me too, probably!
Be there in 3-30 minutes!!

[tsuns]

yeah i do live in a room

but i also know that if im locked in my room i can just
unlock the door and leave
lmao

[panpiping]

Okay!
Thanks again, rude boy!
I'll be so happy to see you!!

[suddenlybees]

NPNP!!!!

[ 45 minutes later.......... ]

I'm outside the building!!
Which one's your room??????

[panpiping]

Well isn't that just
☆☆☆ GOOD FOR YOU ☆☆☆

[tsuns]

well is there something wrong that you cant????
or do you just not know how a doorknob works?

you called a room a box like i dont know what way youre swinging here

[panpiping]

[It's a good thing they're really bad at keeping track of time...]

Oh!
I'll go by the window and scream!!

[...and then this idiot fae will press their face against the window of 206 and howl miserably. Help them...]

1/2

[panpiping]

It IS a box!
Open your eyes!!!!
It's even a box
inside another box!
I hate it!
Why do you humans love boxes so much?!?!

[panpiping]

...
What was I saying
Oh

The door is unlocked but can be opened!
I cannot open it!

[suddenlybees]

[ Wist and Kano are kindred spirits in some sense. But also, haha, yikes. ]

Hi!
I see you!!
Good, good, keep that up so I'll know which room!
I'll be right up!!

[ Just keep screaming while he takes his sweet time climbing the stairs ig but eventually he'll be at 206!! knocking on the door ]

[tsuns]

not tryin to be disrespectful but like
do u not have hands...........

if you dont like the room you can go somewhere else tbh idk if anyone is stopping you
live your life, etc

if someone is stopping you idk
fuck em

[panpiping]

[By the time Kano arrives, the howls have lessened into scratchy sobs punctuated by keening, which cut off promptly at the knock.]

Rude boy?! Is that you? Even if it's not, I'd really like to be let out, please!

[suddenlybees]

[ That is honestly more concerning than straight up screaming. ]

Yep, it's me, the rude boy!! Can you let me in so I can let you out?

[ He also does not open the door. How does this work? ]

[panpiping]

At the moment
I have two hands.

The room is fine,
I just don't want to be in here forever!

I have standards.

[tsuns]

super weird
i'd much prefer to not be homeless

do you want me to come open your door for you lmao

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

yep, that sure is a real account.
congrats, hope you like it.
(for the record, the name's Jailbreak.)

[In theory, this is an alias. In practice, she's been using it for a solid decade, it's how she thinks of herself, and it's on multiple warrants for her arrest, so fuck it. It's her name now.]

[panpiping]

[There's a pause, whether it's for Wist to be appalled by the question or for them to consider it genuinely.]

I would if I could? But I can't?

[panpiping]

YES!
That would be so lovely of you!!!

[suddenlybees]

Hmm... Alright, not a problem!!

[ He's just going to assume the lock is jammed or something reasonable like that, so that instead of trying the knob just in case, Kano gets to work on physically removing the hinges and the entire door itself. It's slow work; he wishes he were taller. ]

How're you guys doing holed up in there? Still got both hands??

[tsuns]

what is the dorm and ###?

also if ur taking care of kids being able to open doors may be a requirement

[panpiping]

[no............the lock is fine, and it's not even locked...but he said he'd remove the door anyway, so it's fine.]

I do! Two hands, two feet, for now. And Poe has the same amount, even if he's ignoring you!

[suddenlybees]

[ Yeah, he's just saving himself the trouble of removing the knob and then the door, when he can just take the whole thing and figure out how to get it out of the building later. It might possibly end up being tossed out the window. ]

Oh, good! But, aww, why's he ignoring me?? Have I been rude to him???? Tell him I said "Hi!" Hey! Poe!! Hi!!!

[panpiping]

Aube 206!
Thank you!!

[yep, this weirdo is an RA...or at least in an RA's room.]

That isn't true!!
I happen to know
for a FACT
that shutting kids away
in the box in the box in the box
isn't a common human practice at all!
It was just the rude boy being mean!!
You can't fool me!

[tsuns]

okokok im on my way

but uh lets say that someone is choking to death in their dorm room
and theyre alone and locked in there and u wanna help them
how..........are you gonna do that?

because if you cant open a door to a room youre inside, how are you gonna open a room you arent even in ?

[panpiping]

Thank you!
I like it a lot so far!!
I'll get to talk to so many people!

Hello, Jailbreak!