un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

Comments

[tsuns]

yeah i do live in a room

but i also know that if im locked in my room i can just
unlock the door and leave
lmao

[panpiping]

Well isn't that just
☆☆☆ GOOD FOR YOU ☆☆☆

[tsuns]

well is there something wrong that you cant????
or do you just not know how a doorknob works?

you called a room a box like i dont know what way youre swinging here

1/2

[panpiping]

It IS a box!
Open your eyes!!!!
It's even a box
inside another box!
I hate it!
Why do you humans love boxes so much?!?!

[panpiping]

...
What was I saying
Oh

The door is unlocked but can be opened!
I cannot open it!

[tsuns]

not tryin to be disrespectful but like
do u not have hands...........

if you dont like the room you can go somewhere else tbh idk if anyone is stopping you
live your life, etc

if someone is stopping you idk
fuck em

[panpiping]

At the moment
I have two hands.

The room is fine,
I just don't want to be in here forever!

I have standards.

[tsuns]

super weird
i'd much prefer to not be homeless

do you want me to come open your door for you lmao

[panpiping]

YES!
That would be so lovely of you!!!

[tsuns]

what is the dorm and ###?

also if ur taking care of kids being able to open doors may be a requirement

[panpiping]

Aube 206!
Thank you!!

[yep, this weirdo is an RA...or at least in an RA's room.]

That isn't true!!
I happen to know
for a FACT
that shutting kids away
in the box in the box in the box
isn't a common human practice at all!
It was just the rude boy being mean!!
You can't fool me!

[tsuns]

okokok im on my way

but uh lets say that someone is choking to death in their dorm room
and theyre alone and locked in there and u wanna help them
how..........are you gonna do that?

because if you cant open a door to a room youre inside, how are you gonna open a room you arent even in ?

[panpiping]

Easy!
If they need me,
they'll tell me I need to be inside!
And if they don't for some reason,
I'll find someone else and they can open the door.

[tsuns]

someone choking cant tell you anything
u may not have time to get someone before they uh

die?????????

[panpiping]

Hm.
Not being able to tell me something is a problem,
but come on
I know humans have two lungs!
They can't suffocate THAT fast,
can they?

[tsuns]

yes they can..............lol
glad u aren't taking care of my dorm anymore

but if you dont shape up and someone i know fuckin dies because of you there'll be hell to pay

[panpiping]

What?
No way!
Is that really real?
It sounds like you're being real,
but that can't be right!!
Two lungs! TWO!!

[tsuns]

we have one fucking throat you alien

if a chicken bone gets stuck in our one fucking throat and punctures our one fucking windpipe then we could die

[panpiping]

...
Woah!!!
You're definitely right!!
What am I going to do?!
I'll have to ask everyone
to say I can come in
before they're choking!

Thanks! You saved my metaphorical skin!
Maybe from you!

[tsuns]

whatever you need to do so you arent killing people

who tf hired you

[panpiping]

Umm...
The school people?

There were a lot of names in not a lot of time!!

[tsuns]

im filing a complaint tbh

you should probably know about the human body and what can and cant kill it befor ur put in charge of a bunch of dumb kids

[panpiping]

No!!
Please don't!
I'm trying really hard!
It isn't my fault if they're dumb!!

[tsuns]

who are you talking about????

the school people or the dying people????

[panpiping]

I think the dying ones?
But really
neither of those would be my fault!
Both!!