un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

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[panpiping]

At the moment
I have two hands.

The room is fine,
I just don't want to be in here forever!

I have standards.

[tsuns]

super weird
i'd much prefer to not be homeless

do you want me to come open your door for you lmao

[panpiping]

YES!
That would be so lovely of you!!!

[tsuns]

what is the dorm and ###?

also if ur taking care of kids being able to open doors may be a requirement

[panpiping]

Aube 206!
Thank you!!

[yep, this weirdo is an RA...or at least in an RA's room.]

That isn't true!!
I happen to know
for a FACT
that shutting kids away
in the box in the box in the box
isn't a common human practice at all!
It was just the rude boy being mean!!
You can't fool me!

[tsuns]

okokok im on my way

but uh lets say that someone is choking to death in their dorm room
and theyre alone and locked in there and u wanna help them
how..........are you gonna do that?

because if you cant open a door to a room youre inside, how are you gonna open a room you arent even in ?

[panpiping]

Easy!
If they need me,
they'll tell me I need to be inside!
And if they don't for some reason,
I'll find someone else and they can open the door.

[tsuns]

someone choking cant tell you anything
u may not have time to get someone before they uh

die?????????

[panpiping]

Hm.
Not being able to tell me something is a problem,
but come on
I know humans have two lungs!
They can't suffocate THAT fast,
can they?

[tsuns]

yes they can..............lol
glad u aren't taking care of my dorm anymore

but if you dont shape up and someone i know fuckin dies because of you there'll be hell to pay

[panpiping]

What?
No way!
Is that really real?
It sounds like you're being real,
but that can't be right!!
Two lungs! TWO!!

[tsuns]

we have one fucking throat you alien

if a chicken bone gets stuck in our one fucking throat and punctures our one fucking windpipe then we could die

[panpiping]

...
Woah!!!
You're definitely right!!
What am I going to do?!
I'll have to ask everyone
to say I can come in
before they're choking!

Thanks! You saved my metaphorical skin!
Maybe from you!

[tsuns]

whatever you need to do so you arent killing people

who tf hired you

[panpiping]

Umm...
The school people?

There were a lot of names in not a lot of time!!

[tsuns]

im filing a complaint tbh

you should probably know about the human body and what can and cant kill it befor ur put in charge of a bunch of dumb kids

[panpiping]

No!!
Please don't!
I'm trying really hard!
It isn't my fault if they're dumb!!

[tsuns]

who are you talking about????

the school people or the dying people????

[panpiping]

I think the dying ones?
But really
neither of those would be my fault!
Both!!

[tsuns]

w o w youre a piece of work

hold up im on the floor

( It's a familiar dorm, so finding the room isn't hard -- not that navigating a dorm is hard for him to begin with, shh. 206...yup, there it is.

Kanata knocks on the door two times before bending over to try and peer underneath the door. )

Yo? There an alien in there?

[panpiping]

Thank you!

[Being a piece of work sounds big and impressive...hell yeah.

Their voice comes from inside, not far from the door, which remains stuck.]

Hi! Hello! There are no aliens in here!

[tsuns]

( Good lord...that may or may not be helpful, since any number of school weirdos would respond like that with no qualms or question. )

Great. But is there someone who can't open a door for whatever reason in there?

[panpiping]

Yeah! That's me! I'm Wist! I'm a piece of work, I guess!

[yeah!!!!!]

[tsuns]

( Horrific. )

Yeah, you sure are. ( Kanata goes to try for the doorknob, but a question enters his head suddenly. ) Wait...do you know if this thing is locked at all?

( Does he have to...break it down... )

[panpiping]

The door is not locked!

[They made sure. It's pretty much the only thing they could do.]

You can do it! Don't give up!