UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[stavros]

I mean, isn't it? It's better than just doing nothing, right?

[yokeye]

(♥ω♥*)
i'm glad you like it!

[nor_iron_bars]

probably a solid call, yeah.
i mean, good idea is pushing it a lil, but i've heard worse.

[Admittedly, that isn't a very high bar.]

like, let's not kid ourselves:
i'm basically a mad scientist.
the academy hired me to show people how to do weird shit with magitech, not to make good life choices.

[strings_theory]

Let's be real, someone is going to try fire the second they realize there's string in the equation. Even without knowing if the human body is flammable.

... That's fair, actually. I can't say I'm well known for making good life choices to begin with, so hey.

[strings_theory]

I could always just punch things myself?

I dunno, shit's weird.

[strings_theory]

What the fuck is that emoji.

It's. Cute. In a really odd sort of way that I normally don't like things in, but it's hilarious in this case.

[stavros]

I suppose. But faced with the end of the world, one must accept any advancement. ...I think. The last time I said that, I left the school for a little while and came back with a Rune Armour. But I know how to pilot it now! Largely.

[yokeye]

i don't know really.
i'll stop using them again!

[One day, he'll be smart enough to figure out what his collection of emojis mean.]

[nor_iron_bars]

also a big help with lab accidents.
you only need to set your own hair on fire once to not wanna deal with that shit again.

[This is probably not something most people have to worry about as often as Jail does, frankly. But it can't hurt to know, regardless.]

see, i'd say that's fine as long as everyone's having fun.
but we already established that i'm not the best judge, so you probably shouldn't take my word for it.

[She's not hiding that she's a bad influence, okay. You all should know that by now.]

[strings_theory]

... You don't have to stop using it????

[strings_theory]

[Considering Jail let that one fight go until she was trying to kill Kohaku kinda already told her that. This is fine. She knows Jail is a hot fucking mess like the rest of them, but that's why she doesn't try and take her head off with the whole authority figure bullshit.]

... This is why I keep my hair tied up, you know.

I'll let you know how well this shit goes or when I figure it out.

[yokeye]

but i don't know what most of them mean!

[strings_theory]

It shouldn't be too hard with most of them?

[yokeye]

it is though!
it's really hard!

[strings_theory]

I can help you with them?

Honestly, it's not like I'm doing fuck-all.

[yokeye]

really?
you don't think i'm too stupid to figure it out?
what's this one?
o(_ _o)ノ☆
a guy with two noses carrying a star?

[strings_theory]

Nah, don't think you are. You're not stupid, mostly, just lack common sense most of the time.

But that's kinda normal, tbh.

...

Also I have no idea what the fuck that's supposed to be, so that's lost on me.

[yokeye]

[He's crying as he sends the next message, overwhelmed by her words.]

(๑òᆺó๑)
this one?
i think it's a rabbit getting ready to fight!

[strings_theory]

[Toki, Toki no.]

It could be! Or one of those cutesy things from Japan with the swirls on their cheeks, but the fighting spirit still exists with it.

[yokeye]

they're swirls!
it's a cute rabbit! thank you!
and this one!
⊂◉‿◉つ
a...
...
blobfish?

[strings_theory]

Uhhh. Could just be a character with one larger eye waving?

It's kinda eerie looking.

[yokeye]

hmm. maybe.
we'll put that one aside.
and now...
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎
a ninja kicking down trees!

[strings_theory]

Oh shit, what little of this Japanese shit I understand actually kinda comes in handy.

It's burning stuff or shooting fire! Since that symbol means flame, if I remember right.

[yokeye]

oh my god!
i always thought that was a forest when it's lined up!
if it's fire he needs that extinguisher!

[strings_theory]

From what I'm seeing, it looks like he's doing that shit on purpose.

Also, aren't you Japanese, Toki?