UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[yokeye]

[He's crying as he sends the next message, overwhelmed by her words.]

(๑òᆺó๑)
this one?
i think it's a rabbit getting ready to fight!

[strings_theory]

[Toki, Toki no.]

It could be! Or one of those cutesy things from Japan with the swirls on their cheeks, but the fighting spirit still exists with it.

[yokeye]

they're swirls!
it's a cute rabbit! thank you!
and this one!
⊂◉‿◉つ
a...
...
blobfish?

[strings_theory]

Uhhh. Could just be a character with one larger eye waving?

It's kinda eerie looking.

[yokeye]

hmm. maybe.
we'll put that one aside.
and now...
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎
a ninja kicking down trees!

[strings_theory]

Oh shit, what little of this Japanese shit I understand actually kinda comes in handy.

It's burning stuff or shooting fire! Since that symbol means flame, if I remember right.

[yokeye]

oh my god!
i always thought that was a forest when it's lined up!
if it's fire he needs that extinguisher!

[strings_theory]

From what I'm seeing, it looks like he's doing that shit on purpose.

Also, aren't you Japanese, Toki?

[yokeye]

...yes

[strings_theory]

... Dude.

[yokeye]

they're pictures!
i didn't think it meant literally flame!
because like...
... they're trees.

[Now she knows the depths of his stupidity.]

[strings_theory]

[Why does she like him, what is this shit.]

Still think it's kinda literal, but moving on.

[yokeye]

(☆_・)・‥…━━━★
is the star the eye, or the dot the eye?

[He's a parasite, worming his way into people's hearts - undiscovered until it's too late.]

[strings_theory]

If the star is the eye, then that means they just threw their eye. But then the two dots there is also weird. Hm...

[How fucking rude, she's supposed to be a touch bad-ass bitch, not this.]

[yokeye]

i meant the white star!
or... are they the same star and it was there
and then it was thrown?

[strings_theory]

... This is asking some questions that I don't know if I want to think too hard on.

[yokeye]

OMG! LOOK!
if you put the fire ninja guy
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎
next to this bear thing BLOCKING fire
炎炎炎炎☆┣o(･ω･ )
it's like one big emoji with a storyline!
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎炎炎炎炎☆┣o(･ω･ )

[Someone take his phone away.]

[strings_theory]

[Nah, this is fucking adorable and she's glad she's in her room and by herself so she can just snicker.]

It really fuckin' is, isn't it? Damn, dude, this shit is more fun than I was expecting it to be.

[yokeye]

⚆ᗝ⚆
oh no!
a fireball!
༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ ─=≡ΣO))

[strings_theory]

[How actually fucking dare him. Give her a minute or two, she's cracking the hell up on the other side.]

Good shit. Had to take a break for a moment there, didn't expect that~

[yokeye]

[That was an accidental reference to her original Network post. He'd already forgotten this conversation stemmed from Jolyne lighting herself on fire.]

(ฅΦωΦ)ฅ
this one's a cat!
but what is THIS?
('ω') 三 ( ε: ) 三 (. .) 三 ( :з ) 三 ('ω') 三 ( ε: ) 三 (. .) 三 ｡･*･:≡( ε:)

[strings_theory]

[She's not mad about it, honestly. That and it happened a little while ago at this point, so no big deal.]

I thiiiiink it's someone rolling across the ground?

[yokeye]

[His response comes eighteen minutes later. He spent those eighteen minutes staring at the emoji and trying to see what she sees. Then he took a video of himself rolling around on the floor and watched it for comparison. It never clicks.]

oh! i see it!

[strings_theory]

[Man, she'd assumed he'd wandered off or got distracted by something, so it comes as a surprise when he does reply.

What the hell.]

Yeah, I kinda like that one? Dunno, some of these make no sense and then there's the good shit.

[yokeye]

[She does not get a response, because now he has wandered off. Specifically to go outside and see if rolling down a hill makes any more sense for that emoji, but he gets distracted as soon as he's out of the dorm, watching some ants crawl around near the doorway. He spends twenty minutes observing them and thinking about setting Akechi's ants free. And then there's a squirrel. He's never returning the text.]