UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[strings_theory]

... You don't have to stop using it????

[yokeye]

but i don't know what most of them mean!

[strings_theory]

It shouldn't be too hard with most of them?

[yokeye]

it is though!
it's really hard!

[strings_theory]

I can help you with them?

Honestly, it's not like I'm doing fuck-all.

[yokeye]

really?
you don't think i'm too stupid to figure it out?
what's this one?
o(_ _o)ノ☆
a guy with two noses carrying a star?

[strings_theory]

Nah, don't think you are. You're not stupid, mostly, just lack common sense most of the time.

But that's kinda normal, tbh.

...

Also I have no idea what the fuck that's supposed to be, so that's lost on me.

[yokeye]

[He's crying as he sends the next message, overwhelmed by her words.]

(๑òᆺó๑)
this one?
i think it's a rabbit getting ready to fight!

[strings_theory]

[Toki, Toki no.]

It could be! Or one of those cutesy things from Japan with the swirls on their cheeks, but the fighting spirit still exists with it.

[yokeye]

they're swirls!
it's a cute rabbit! thank you!
and this one!
⊂◉‿◉つ
a...
...
blobfish?

[strings_theory]

Uhhh. Could just be a character with one larger eye waving?

It's kinda eerie looking.

[yokeye]

hmm. maybe.
we'll put that one aside.
and now...
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎
a ninja kicking down trees!

[strings_theory]

Oh shit, what little of this Japanese shit I understand actually kinda comes in handy.

It's burning stuff or shooting fire! Since that symbol means flame, if I remember right.

[yokeye]

oh my god!
i always thought that was a forest when it's lined up!
if it's fire he needs that extinguisher!

[strings_theory]

From what I'm seeing, it looks like he's doing that shit on purpose.

Also, aren't you Japanese, Toki?

[yokeye]

...yes

[strings_theory]

... Dude.

[yokeye]

they're pictures!
i didn't think it meant literally flame!
because like...
... they're trees.

[Now she knows the depths of his stupidity.]

[strings_theory]

[Why does she like him, what is this shit.]

Still think it's kinda literal, but moving on.

[yokeye]

(☆_・)・‥…━━━★
is the star the eye, or the dot the eye?

[He's a parasite, worming his way into people's hearts - undiscovered until it's too late.]

[strings_theory]

If the star is the eye, then that means they just threw their eye. But then the two dots there is also weird. Hm...

[How fucking rude, she's supposed to be a touch bad-ass bitch, not this.]

[yokeye]

i meant the white star!
or... are they the same star and it was there
and then it was thrown?

[strings_theory]

... This is asking some questions that I don't know if I want to think too hard on.

[yokeye]

OMG! LOOK!
if you put the fire ninja guy
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎
next to this bear thing BLOCKING fire
炎炎炎炎☆┣o(･ω･ )
it's like one big emoji with a storyline!
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎炎炎炎炎☆┣o(･ω･ )

[Someone take his phone away.]

[strings_theory]

[Nah, this is fucking adorable and she's glad she's in her room and by herself so she can just snicker.]

It really fuckin' is, isn't it? Damn, dude, this shit is more fun than I was expecting it to be.