UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[strings_theory]

[Hey, she wasn't really here for that shit when it happened, so that's at least insanely useful for her purposes and she kind of knew she could count on Jail to have some way to counteract that absolute bullshit.

Which is absolutely why she's texting her in turn.]

I'm sewing that shit in and seeing what happens.

[nor_iron_bars]

[Jail is always here to counteract bullshit with more, weirder bullshit.]

cool, have fun.
might wanna use a cigarette lighter or a candle to test it the first couple times, this one can be kind of a pain in the ass to get right.

[Do not test by yeeting yourself into a bonfire until you're sure you know how to do this, is her point.]

[strings_theory]

[It's not like Jolyne needs help on that front, but Jail makes it quicker.]

Was using a lighter last time, too, so that's the plan until the fucking thing works the way it's supposed to.

Then comes the stupid bullshit.

[nor_iron_bars]

[This seems totally safe and reasonable to her.]

there's a fire extinguisher in the labs if you need it.
godspeed.

[Go forth and become even more fucking impossible to deal with, fellow horrible gremlin woman.]

[strings_theory]

[Totally safe and reasonable.]

Might... try it on Stone Free first before I start doing it on myself. Maybe.

I don't know whether I should thank you or question why you think this is a good idea.

[Is it even possible for her to be worse? Who knows, the world will have to wait and see.]

[nor_iron_bars]

probably a solid call, yeah.
i mean, good idea is pushing it a lil, but i've heard worse.

[Admittedly, that isn't a very high bar.]

like, let's not kid ourselves:
i'm basically a mad scientist.
the academy hired me to show people how to do weird shit with magitech, not to make good life choices.

[strings_theory]

Let's be real, someone is going to try fire the second they realize there's string in the equation. Even without knowing if the human body is flammable.

... That's fair, actually. I can't say I'm well known for making good life choices to begin with, so hey.

[nor_iron_bars]

also a big help with lab accidents.
you only need to set your own hair on fire once to not wanna deal with that shit again.

[This is probably not something most people have to worry about as often as Jail does, frankly. But it can't hurt to know, regardless.]

see, i'd say that's fine as long as everyone's having fun.
but we already established that i'm not the best judge, so you probably shouldn't take my word for it.

[She's not hiding that she's a bad influence, okay. You all should know that by now.]

[strings_theory]

[Considering Jail let that one fight go until she was trying to kill Kohaku kinda already told her that. This is fine. She knows Jail is a hot fucking mess like the rest of them, but that's why she doesn't try and take her head off with the whole authority figure bullshit.]

... This is why I keep my hair tied up, you know.

I'll let you know how well this shit goes or when I figure it out.

[nor_iron_bars]

the worst part?
it actually was tied back, that time.

[Jail is an authority figure like a tomato is a fruit: technically, she qualifies, but it feels weird to insist on it and most people just don't view it that way.]

awesome, thanks.
good luck.

[She appreciates having more data.]