UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

Comments

[marmoron]

chronic lack of supervision?

[Keith why are you actually answering the rhetorical question...]

[stavros]

Oh, like a healer or doctor! That makes sense.

[lovebreaker]

[ It didn't actually get her, but her actual reaction is-- ]

Ehhh, how scary...!!

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[highelves]

...That sounds very painful.

un:unbeatablesg

[partiallysquirrelblood]

So...how do you get it back? Don't get me wrong, the look works for you, but it might be a little inconvenient.

un: hca | voice

[authorships]

[why did it have to be video omg

Ring ring. A surly coworker is calling you up.]

Halloween was months ago. Christ, you aren't going to walk around like that, are you?

[talkstoposters]

Yeah. Kamek is on vacation, my son is sleeping over a friend's house for a couple of days, and the koopalings are all out on missions. So I've gotta hope the infirmary here can fix this.

[talkstoposters]

That doesn't sound too bad. Beats failing and not getting another chance to prove yourself.

[stavros]

They do seem to be capable of a great deal, from what I've seen.

[talkstoposters]

Somebody needs to do something about that. Not me, but somebody.

[talkstoposters]

I'm just as scary as ever!

...you aren't just messing with me right now, are you?

[talkstoposters]

Usually one of my minions just tosses a spell at me and it grows back. Or Junior tosses me in a cauldron. That also works.

[talkstoposters]

[Can he even answer his phone with these boney hands? If not, he'll have to find another way. After a few rings, Bowser does pick up.]

Depends on how quickly the staff can fix it. Probably going to be stuck in the infirmary for a couple of days.

[notbornguilty]

I suppose...

[She's just... not going to mention her father's temper.]

[marmoron]

nah i think im good the way i am
thanks for the concern though
glad the herald hasn't gotten you down

[talkstoposters]

I can tell you right now it didn't tickle! I'm glad that punk is dead!

[talkstoposters]

Like what?

[talkstoposters]

Concern isn't the word I'd use, but either way, please. That punk brought his A game and we still creamed him. You should have seen the look on his face when I punched him after all my flesh fell off.

[marmoron]

heh. you should've gotten one of your turtle minions to take a pic
not sure i believe you did something that cool

[highelves]

Haha. You're a funny one, Mr. Bowser.
I'm glad you're alright and I hope you can get your flesh back soon.

[stavros]

Well, having healers and doctors on staff? I think?

[soft_focus]

Oh.

Well it's a good thing you punched him, but now who's going to give all of the muscles back?

Also the skin I guess.

[authorships]

To be honest, I'm surprised you can talk right now.

[Does Bowser still have vocal folds... ugh. Magic is sometimes bullshit.]

I heard of snakes shedding their skin, but this is plain ridiculous.

[talkstoposters]

I AM THE COOLEST!

Ask anyone on my team! I totally punched that skeleton NERD!

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

[Gunvolt jumps when Bowser suddenly appears and roars into the feed. Okay, that was a little unexpected. When the lights come on and he's a skeleton though, that's actually far scarier to him. But not in the typical spooky kinda way.]

Coach... I. Well, at least that way we know you're actually okay.

[He's a little annoyed, but mostly because he was actually worried about Bowser for a moment before he finally put it all together.]

...How the gack did you survive Xelvak pulling your skin off? I mean, magic, obviously, but... Jeez, Coach, don't worry us like that.