UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

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un: hca | voice

[authorships]

[why did it have to be video omg

Ring ring. A surly coworker is calling you up.]

Halloween was months ago. Christ, you aren't going to walk around like that, are you?

[talkstoposters]

[Can he even answer his phone with these boney hands? If not, he'll have to find another way. After a few rings, Bowser does pick up.]

Depends on how quickly the staff can fix it. Probably going to be stuck in the infirmary for a couple of days.

[authorships]

To be honest, I'm surprised you can talk right now.

[Does Bowser still have vocal folds... ugh. Magic is sometimes bullshit.]

I heard of snakes shedding their skin, but this is plain ridiculous.

[talkstoposters]

[Likely not. Whatever this is, it's pure magic. Although his voice does sound a little off. Almost like some kind of filter is slightly interfering.]

Is it ridiculous if it worked? The Herald didn't know what hit him. And spoiler warning, it was ME.

[authorships]

[He can't help snorting in amusement.]

You're certainly going to be a sore sight for the eyes. [You can almost hear the ":3c" in Andersen's voice as he continues...] Though, now that I think on it, that isn't much different from your usual state.

[talkstoposters]

I'm a sight for all eyes, pal. Sore, dry, uh...other words for eyes. Moist, maybe?

[He ponders this for a moment, before dismissing it.]

WHATEVER! It doesn't matter. Point is, Bowser's here to save all your keisters, so feel free to gaze in awe!