UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

Comments

[stavros]

Is this... common for you?

[talkstoposters]

It's not uncommon. Although this time was a lot more painful.

[stavros]

I would imagine it would be. Even if you seem better off than most who would have been burnt up.

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, most of you squishies would have probably bit it. Good thing I'm around.

[stavros]

Does it take long to recover?

[talkstoposters]

Uh.

Kind of? I need somebody to revive me or else I'm stuck like this.

[stavros]

Oh, like a healer or doctor! That makes sense.

[talkstoposters]

Yeah. Kamek is on vacation, my son is sleeping over a friend's house for a couple of days, and the koopalings are all out on missions. So I've gotta hope the infirmary here can fix this.

[stavros]

They do seem to be capable of a great deal, from what I've seen.

[talkstoposters]

Like what?

[stavros]

Well, having healers and doctors on staff? I think?

[talkstoposters]

No! I meant what are they capable of? Have you seen any of them in action?

[stavros]

Well, I know things that take four to six weeks can get up to a week, like broken bones, but unfortunately, I have no personal expertise in regenerating all somebody's organs.

[talkstoposters]

You mean this could take MONTHS?! I don't got time for that!

[stavros]

I'm unsure! They'd have more answers for what they could do.

[talkstoposters]

Well, I hope their answers are good. Otherwise I'm stuck like this until my minions decide to DO THEIR JOBS.