UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

Comments

[soft_focus]

Why did he make you all bones??

If he only took your skin where did your muscles go??

[SHE SOUNDS GENUINELY DISTRESSED BY THIS MATTER IN PARTICULAR]

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

Bwah!

[She flails a little, then coughs and looks away.]

I mean... hello. It's good to see you're well. Is that well?

[talkstoposters]

[Reira why.]

Okay, fine, let me take that back. He made EVERYTHING fall off my bones. Then I punched him in the face.

[talkstoposters]

[Skeletons can't exactly smile, but you feel like this one is looking mighty smug right about now.]

I've been better. On my way to the infirmary to see if I get this fixed.

[notbornguilty]

[Weiss is entirely unsurprised.]

If I didn't see that happen to you, that probably would have had much more impact.

[talkstoposters]

[Bowser is relatively predictable.

He shrugs.]

Not everybody did. Besides, I already got you guys good. Bet you didn't think I could do that, huh?

[stavros]

Is this... common for you?

[notbornguilty]

I admit, it was rather shocking to see the flesh decay off your bones, only for your bones to get right back up.

[Weiss doesn't look Bowser in the eyes as she mutters the next part.]

Something that shouldn't have happened.

[talkstoposters]

It's not uncommon. Although this time was a lot more painful.

[talkstoposters]

[Aw, that's almost sweet.]

But it did. It could have also been a lot worse. You kids still need some practice, but you're all tougher than I gave you credit for.

[His jaw twitches a bit, shifting into a bit of a smirk. Or as close to one he can get.]

Not as tough as me, though.

[stavros]

I would imagine it would be. Even if you seem better off than most who would have been burnt up.

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, most of you squishies would have probably bit it. Good thing I'm around.

[notbornguilty]

Considering that being reduced to a skeleton isn't enough to put you down, I'd say that's a fairly high bar you're setting.

[That does cheer Weiss up a bit, a small smile forming.]

un: black

[marmoron]

why does your username keep changing
is this part of a mid-life crisis?

[talkstoposters]

JAIL WAS THE ONE WHO CHANGED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[and his day just keeps getting better and better. at least he scared one person.]

[talkstoposters]

No point if the bars aren't high. Nobody gets gold medals for doing "okay".

[notbornguilty]

That's... very true.

[The smile that Bowser managed to get out of her fades at that. Jacques Schnee's high expectations aren't exactly a secret.]

[marmoron]

ok and how was i supposed to know that??
anyway if i ask if you're ok are you gonna yell at me for that too?

[NOT THAT HE CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING OR ANYTHING.]

[talkstoposters]

WHY WOULD I CHANGE MY NAME TO THAT?

And maybe I will. Maybe I won't.

[Maybe he'll yell at Keith no matter what he does.]

[talkstoposters]

What's that look for?

[stavros]

Does it take long to recover?

[marmoron]

mid-life crisis? overcompensating? how am i supposed to know im not in your head
and fine i guess i wont ask then

[notbornguilty]

My father had very... exacting expectations of me. Either I did it well, or I did it again.

[talkstoposters]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

[HOW DOES HE HAVE A HEADACHE, WHAT IS GOING ON]

[talkstoposters]

Uh.

Kind of? I need somebody to revive me or else I'm stuck like this.