UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

Comments

[marmoron]

ok and how was i supposed to know that??
anyway if i ask if you're ok are you gonna yell at me for that too?

[NOT THAT HE CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING OR ANYTHING.]

[talkstoposters]

WHY WOULD I CHANGE MY NAME TO THAT?

And maybe I will. Maybe I won't.

[Maybe he'll yell at Keith no matter what he does.]

[marmoron]

mid-life crisis? overcompensating? how am i supposed to know im not in your head
and fine i guess i wont ask then

[talkstoposters]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

[HOW DOES HE HAVE A HEADACHE, WHAT IS GOING ON]

[marmoron]

chronic lack of supervision?

[Keith why are you actually answering the rhetorical question...]

[talkstoposters]

Somebody needs to do something about that. Not me, but somebody.

[marmoron]

nah i think im good the way i am
thanks for the concern though
glad the herald hasn't gotten you down

[talkstoposters]

Concern isn't the word I'd use, but either way, please. That punk brought his A game and we still creamed him. You should have seen the look on his face when I punched him after all my flesh fell off.

[marmoron]

heh. you should've gotten one of your turtle minions to take a pic
not sure i believe you did something that cool

[talkstoposters]

I AM THE COOLEST!

Ask anyone on my team! I totally punched that skeleton NERD!

[marmoron]

you calling me a nerd or the skeleton a nerd?

[talkstoposters]

I'm calling the skeleton a nerd. I don't need to call you a nerd because you should already know you're a nerd.

[marmoron]

that's actually the first time anyone's ever called me a nerd
that's a nice change of pace actually

[talkstoposters]

And you've got me to thank for this. Told you I was a nice guy.

[marmoron]

you can't say that in the same post where you're trying to scare small children
that just bbreaks immersion

[talkstoposters]

I'm not trying to scare kids, I'm trying to scare EVERYONE! Don't make it sound like I'm mainly picking on kids!

[marmoron]

ok but realistically who else but a kid's gonna be freaked out by that?

[talkstoposters]

I AM A LITERAL FLAMING DRAGON SKELETON! EVERYONE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME!

[marmoron]

dunno about that
what happened in australia's a tough act to follow