001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Tu owows la visage

[decipere]

owoui, j'owo la visage. j'aime beaucowoup mowon owo visage. et tu?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Mowon visage est meilleur que towon visage. Mais n'est pas ma Francais.

[decipere]

tu es un enfant gwossiew! c'est comme ça que tu me wemewcies apwès que j'ai essayé de t'aidew avec ton fwançais? ùwú

Japanese

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I admit defeat I have no idea what the fuck that means.

[decipere]

이거는? 이거 알아 들어? (●’o’●)

[ ... yeah, he's doing this on purpose. ]