001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Tu owows la visage

[decipere]

owoui, j'owo la visage. j'aime beaucowoup mowon owo visage. et tu?

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Nowo way.

Anyone who uses this in my class's papers gets an F minus. Other teachers are free game.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Mowon visage est meilleur que towon visage. Mais n'est pas ma Francais.

[decipere]

shouldn't teachers be happy to see their students branching off academically? it's not fair to fail someone simply because they don't align with your point of view!

[decipere]

tu es un enfant gwossiew! c'est comme ça que tu me wemewcies apwès que j'ai essayé de t'aidew avec ton fwançais? ùwú

Japanese

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I admit defeat I have no idea what the fuck that means.

[tiredcharmer]

un: quicksilver00

[punshots]

yo sweet tip my dude! i know like 0 french LMAO
negative french bc i keep saying mercy bouckets wrong
what does it mean?

[compendiem]

Our essays have to be in French?

[ NOBODY TOLD HIM THIS
WTF ]

[decipere]

이거는? 이거 알아 들어? (●’o’●)

[ ... yeah, he's doing this on purpose. ]

[decipere]

waaaah, what a scary glare! looks like someone is upset!

[decipere]

it's just a really polite way of addressing yourself or others. so i recommend that you use it as often as you can! you don't want to be the rude impolite student by not showing the proper amount of respect, do you?

[decipere]

well, we are in france, aren't we?

[compendiem]

We are... I guess there's no time like the present to learn. j'owo means I'm... owoing? I owo.

[decipere]

see? you're already getting the hang of it. now repeat after me.

j'owo et je vais mourir pour pouvoir rendre mon lit à ouma.

[compendiem]

If highlighting, copy, and pasting is okay...
j'owo et je vais mourir pour pouvoir rendre mon lit à ouma.
Which means I owo and... something... dying to pour ...something on a book... à ouma?

[decipere]

yup! that's all that means! thanks for agreeing, arisato-chan. that makes my life waaaaay easier now!

which one do you like better? strangulation or blunt force trauma?

[compendiem]

Uh... Strangulation is cleaner, but blunt force trauma sounds quicker. Are those my only two options?

[decipere]

wow! you're so picky! fine, here are two more options, but i'm not thinking of any more!

stabbed or pushed off the roof?

[compendiem]

Stabbed. You can make that look like an accident, but the rest are harder.
What about you?

[decipere]

me? oh, i'll never die. dying's for losers and i'm a winner 100%!

[compendiem]

I see...

[ so... kokichi is a cockroach... he'll never die and that's unfortunate. ]

I guess that's why you're the Supreme Leader. Helping all us out like this.

[punshots]

ok let me practice
j'owo my dude
ur a real il owo

[ He has no idea what he just said. ]

[everybodypanic]

i'll think about it

okay I thought about it

not gonna happen