001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

[everybodypanic]

i'll think about it

okay I thought about it

not gonna happen

[decipere]

aw, you're no fun. haven't you ever learned to lighten up a little?

[everybodypanic]

have you actually met me?

i'm tons of fun!!

[decipere]

nope, i probably never met you or if i did, i totally forgot! i don't like to remember boring people who pretend that they're fun

[everybodypanic]

yeah whatever. i don't really care. you probably can't even keep up with me.

[decipere]

wow, now that sounds like a really weak cry for a challenge. okayyy, if you're that bored, i guess maybe i'll hear you make your case about being a fun person

[everybodypanic]

explosions

[decipere]

we're in a school full of magic and demons, explosions aren't that special. try harder!

[everybodypanic]

explosions with sparkles

[decipere]

that's a bit more like it!
so? where do you set them off? and where can i get a front row seat?

[everybodypanic]

front row? just stand right next to me and I'll do the rest.