001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

[Sadly, Gongenzaka has zero hints of a funny bone in his body apparently. Or at least, with this kind of thing.]

This is not French in the slightest.

You should not lie.

[decipere]

what are you talking about, big guy? that's clearly french right there. i conjugated it and everything

[betheman]

It is not!!

You have either been fooled yourself, or you are attempting to play others for a fool!

[no don't give him an out gongenzaka]

[decipere]

whaaaaat, really? but someone told me that this was french! they crossed their heart and hoped to die and everything!

are you saying that i was tricked?!

[ thanks for the easy out, gon ]

[betheman]

What is crossing your heart,

Wait, why would hoping to die be a part of this?

And yes that is what I was saying, what does this other person hoping to die have to do with this!

[Tertiary Language Struggles]

[decipere]

[ kokichi does some poking around gon's profile and oh hey, that seems like a very japanese name. however... he thinks he'll keep typing in english for now. he'll switch to japanese when he feels like it! ]

well, liars are the scum of the world! we shouldn't let them live. whoever lied to me like this deserves to die! that's what they promised me, after all!

[betheman]

[Woah!! WOAH! woah! Woaooooohhh,]

That is rather harsh, is it not!?

More than this, why would they swear such a thing, over something like this??

[decipere]

because they're probably a huge weirdo
and it's not harsh when they asked for it!
they said they hoped to die so i'm just fulfilling their wish!

[betheman]

That does not mean you deliver to them such a fate!

Even if one foolishly asks for death in such a way, it is better to bring them to justice than to grant senseless pain!

[dang that's Kinda Extra, gon]

[decipere]

but who are you to say that justice isn't senseless pain?
we've had stoning, hanging, burning, drowning, and way more to punish wrongdoers
if they prefer one sense of justice over another sense, why should we stop them from choosing?

[betheman]

And there is a reason we ceased such acts of punishment!

It is not our place, to deliver such harsh punishments, regardless of choice!

[If he was talking, it would be such a passionate speech!]