un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

[deuteranope]

oh my god mama's already gonna be making too much to eat tell her to not fucking bother

[unpocoloco]

You want me to tell Imelda not to make you something for your birthday. You're loco, chamaco. And I would be too to suggest it! You'll just have to deal with leftovers. Or maybe request that she make something different than what your Mamá would make you.

[bolderfell]

[Therion actually takes the time to do multiple read-throughs until he understands how it's helpful.]

I see. The more you learn.

Seems like you have a pretty eclectic mix of talents to offer. Fistfights and healing, both free. Less of a conscience and you could've had a nice thing going for yourself.

[deuteranope]

why do you think I wanted to send you to relay the message
fucking hell...I'm just one man

tell you what, mama can make my food and tía can make baked goods for mama
that will make everyone happy

[deuteranope]

the healing ain't free I just ain't charging for it

[It's...weird...to think about someone giving him money for kisses, after all.]

but yeah I'm pretty fucking great

[bolderfell]

What, are you bartering for it?

[deuteranope]

how about you just don't fucking need me to heal you so you don't have to find out

[bolderfell]

Okay. Touchy subject. Just nice to know my options next time the dining hall collapses into a hellmouth, or whatever.

[unpocoloco]

She may just accept that deal.
She may still make you something anyway.
Even on top of how much is already going to be done for Día de Muertos.
But I will put in the word! No one will be able to say I didn't try.

[deuteranope]

if it's really a hellmouth p sure daemon doc will have you plenty covered
though this place is definitely a fucking mess
kinda nuts we are so limited on healers

[bolderfell]

Coming from the good old normal world of no magic healers, I guess I'm not sure how many we should have. Is it that bad?

[strings_theory]

Didn't say you had to.

Thanks, I guess???

[deuteranope]

well we got doc and mr manners in the infirmary
plus some students that can do basic shit

how long you been here? because for that hunt shit p sure we could have used more than like...max of ten competent healers? across soleil do the math
ain’t like doc can handle it all on his own either dudes battery fucking runs out eventually

[deuteranope]

these women fucking put us to shame esqueletío...not that you needed help with that

anyway I’ll be sure “he tried” makes it into your eulogy

[deuteranope]

like why were you being coy about it lmao???
not like mousie’s on the network if you were worried about his precious fee fees

[strings_theory]

I don't know, sometimes I have some restraint?

Or, dunno, maybe it's none of your's or anyone else's fucking business about who I may or may not be fucking around with? Goddamn.

[deuteranope]

nah you wanted to brag

[strings_theory]

Except I kinda didn't.

Sur-fucking-prise.

Seriously, it's not that big of a deal and I don't need people lookin' at me around here with an already bad lens thinking I'm a whore or something.

[deuteranope]

anyone who says that kinda shit can eat their teeth anyway

[Ramona was very sex positive in raising him and hey, Jolyne was cool sometimes. He’d help serve that knuckle sandwich.]

[strings_theory]

I'd rather just not have to deal with it. Something something trying not to break someone's face for a bit something something, y'know?

[deuteranope]

well I’m in the market for work, feel free to call upon my services

[strings_theory]

And how much are you charging to knock someone's teeth out in this case, huh?

[deuteranope]

pricing dependent on age, sharpness of teeth on target, and timing

[strings_theory]

Pfft. I'll let you know if I ever do need someone's face fucking rearranged.

Not sure if I should thank you for that or not, tho.

[deuteranope]

nah just gimme something for my bdayyyy