un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

[bolderfell]

Coming from the good old normal world of no magic healers, I guess I'm not sure how many we should have. Is it that bad?

[deuteranope]

well we got doc and mr manners in the infirmary
plus some students that can do basic shit

how long you been here? because for that hunt shit p sure we could have used more than like...max of ten competent healers? across soleil do the math
ain’t like doc can handle it all on his own either dudes battery fucking runs out eventually

[bolderfell]

That Wild Hunt thing, with the Fey? I managed to miss that, but I was here when the shadow monsters attacked in August.

Couldn't say if we need more healers on site or an administration that doesn't consider students' limbs getting ripped off an acceptable part of a "training exercise."

Guess both couldn't hurt.

[deuteranope]

yeah fuck the higher ups what else is new
you at least get to miss the part where bunch of us literally fucking died and had to go to nightmare hell to get better?

[bolderfell]

[...]

What the fuck?

[deuteranope]

yeah it was suuuuper fucking fun most of the mental scarring was even gone by goddamn prom

[bolderfell]

When was this? The dying thing, not prom.

[deuteranope]

little before june

[bolderfell]

[Only a couple months before Therion arrived, then, and nobody even mentioned it. Student death just swept right under the rug. He already knew the assholes in Germany sent him here to die, he just--he didn't think he'd have to confront it so damn soon, with so little preparation. Without even the knowledge of what he's facing.]

Guess that's not the kind of thing they can put in admissions brochures.

I'm surprised anyone came back at all after the summer holidays, if that's how it's been.

[deuteranope]

ha
like everyone has a fucking choice
good fucking luck if you ain't human or got a contract

besides the cooks here are sublime

[bolderfell]

I know.




I think I've eaten my body weight in baked goods alone since I arrived.

[deuteranope]

depending on how much you weigh that's either impressive or depressing
either way it's understandable

[bolderfell]

Worse comes to worst re: the dining plan and the apocalypse, they can roll me at the undead hordes like a bowling ball.

[deuteranope]

god please fucking let me do it
I can't trust that someone else won't fuck up and NOT use your nostrils as the finger holes

[bolderfell]

Damn. At least buy a guy a drink first if you plan to put your fingers in any of his holes.

[deuteranope]

kindly refer back to my commissions list where drinks are clearly stated to have to be purchased by the other party thank you~

[bolderfell]

Oh well. There goes that flawless plan against the forces of eternal night. Guess we're doomed.

[deuteranope]

eh our chances weren't great anyway
they take out the dining hall, what's anyone got to live for anyway?

[bolderfell]

I have never seen the kitchen counter in Aube not have free cookies on it.

[deuteranope]

that's my girl Bumble's work she's a goddamn angel and you will be grateful she blesses your dorm

[bolderfell]

Bumble? Adelaide's usually the one I see in there.

[deuteranope]

thaaaat's her

[bolderfell]

[Oh, a nickname.]

Why "Bumble"?

[deuteranope]

because bumbles bounce
cutest abominable snow monster you ever did see and a good fucking source of optimism to boot

[bolderfell]

[Optimism's one word for it, Therion supposes. Really, what Adelaide inspires in him more than anything is horror and worry. How the hell does someone like that survive?]

Yeah. She's nice. And she does things with peanut butter I didn't even know were possible.