un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

When the fuck is your birthday, anyway, asshole?

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

Seconding the birthday question. Also, I think you maybe didn't mean to post this.

UN: tealeaf22

[bolderfell]

And for everything else, there's MasterCard.

What's that first thing about, though? People pay you for your notes?

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

A birthday, hmm?

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Much as I'd love to sell tickets, I should probably discourage you from fighting other students on this campus.

So don't do that. I guess.