un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

[unpocoloco]

Bet you my hair's better.

[It might be. Thanks Arsenic!]

[deuteranope]

eh our chances weren't great anyway
they take out the dining hall, what's anyone got to live for anyway?

[deuteranope]

fuck off, only cuz you ain't a redhead if that ends up the case

[strings_theory]

[Of course that knife gets Stone Free, but given Stone Free is string, all it does is cut some bits of string off. Jolyne's hissing through her teeth and bringing the familiar back, bristling as she watches him move away from them.]

I fucking warned you to watch yourself. [She's practically snarling until she's turning her attention back to Jonathan and... shit, shitshitshit.

Hopefully he's not going to lash out at her in turn as maybe scooping a bat is a good idea.]

[bolderfell]

I have never seen the kitchen counter in Aube not have free cookies on it.

[deuteranope]

that's my girl Bumble's work she's a goddamn angel and you will be grateful she blesses your dorm

[unpocoloco]

HAH! Well fine, you can win for now with having a cool color, but when you go grey there will be no mercy.

[deuteranope]

ugh why would you want to be a ginger...fucking weirdo

[bolderfell]

Bumble? Adelaide's usually the one I see in there.

[deuteranope]

thaaaat's her

[bolderfell]

[Oh, a nickname.]

Why "Bumble"?

[deuteranope]

because bumbles bounce
cutest abominable snow monster you ever did see and a good fucking source of optimism to boot

[standless]

[If anything, Jonathan wasn't going to lash out at anything. He feels oddly limp as he's scooped up, and it takes a few seconds- long, quiet moments punctuated entirely with rhythmic breathing in and out- before he does anything at all.

...Ah. He's likely worried Jolyne, hasn't he?] Ah...Oh...

[That's not right at all, is it?] ...Oh dear... I. [He doesn't really have excuses does he?] ...I am so sorry...I don't believe I handled that well at all, did I? ....forcing you to intervene... [For that must be what happened, he's in her hand, and Maverick is gone,] ...that's quite improper of me...

[strings_theory]

[Worried is a good word for it, yeah. She's quiet as she's just kind of awkwardly standing there with a panic attacking bat in her hands. Until he's calmed down enough and she's letting out a soft huff of breath.]

What? No, I was going to deck him for being an insensitive asshole about all of this towards you? Wouldn't call it intervening. [Jonathan, stop assuming she's doing shit she isn't doing.]

You wanna go chill somewhere quieter until things calm down a bit? [A delicate way of asking if he wants to unwind somewhere else away from the public eye.]

can probably inbox the stuff in the next location :0

[standless]

Insensitive..? [The fact that he sounds so genuinely confused by the statement is perhaps painful. He really should think more highly of himself.] ...It was over the matter of someone's life, after all. I can't call myself surprised that he...had such strong feelings...

[Talking about this may just make this worse, not that he's aware of it. Ah-

But what a good idea that sounds like. Getting out of here.] ...That sounds wise, yes.

[unpocoloco]

I didn't say I wanted to be, I said the color looked cool. But ay, no, can you imagine how bad that would look on me?

[deuteranope]

what a nightmare
thank god I don't tan when I fucking have to be out in the sun...

[unpocoloco]

Entirely orange. Scarier than any outlands creature.

[deuteranope]

barf

[And then...after he's had some time to get riled up and to calm back on down:] you ever hear of some shit called hamon?

this sounds like updog but it's not I'm legit asking and I hate it

[unpocoloco]

You'd never catch me off gaurd with updog, everyone knows it's the hit new craze.

But no. Can't say I have. Do I get a hint for context?

[deuteranope]

honestly I'm fucking stunned

but nah was just curious
guess it's something like radiance

[unpocoloco]

I do that to people.

Hmm, well. I'm mostly the Outlands and Normal People guy as far as magical knowledge goes, but there's certainly staff who would know more about different kinds of radiance and how it works. If there's something you're looking into, I'm sure there's someone who could help. Heck, even one of the older daemons might know something.

[deuteranope]

wow fuck that
I'll just fucking read about it thanks

[unpocoloco]

[He laughs to himself.]

Hey, I don't know how important it is to you! Maybe you want to toughen up those candle powers, I don't know!

[deuteranope]

mine isn't really something you "toughen up"