un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

When the fuck is your birthday, anyway, asshole?

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

Seconding the birthday question. Also, I think you maybe didn't mean to post this.

[deuteranope]

[squints...why does Jolyne Care]

nov 1 why

[...and then Héctor also messages him and, ah. Yes. Hm.]

gonna get me something ~*~special~*~ florida woman?

[Somehow, the word "special" is literally sparkling.]

[deuteranope]

a fucking genius
whatever it was gonna be up eventually I don't fucking care

nov 1

[strings_theory]

[Look! Sometimes! She! Cares! About some people! Keep bringing it up and she'll do nothing out of spite, Mav.]

Fuckin' maybe, wouldn't you like to fuckin' know?

God, I try to do something nice one time and get the third degree. Rude as hell, dude.

[unpocoloco]

MAVERICK!

YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON DÍA DE MUERTOS! THE DAY OF THE DEAD!

YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN IMELDA AND I IN THE EVENING, WE CAN CELEBRATE BOTH!

[deuteranope]

lmao this is the third degree?? holy shit

[strings_theory]

Starting to think someone's getting jackshit from me...~

[deuteranope]

[...................]

petition to change birthday

[deuteranope]

hey fuck you I deserve presents

[strings_theory]

How the fuck do you figure that? What have you done lately for me?

[deuteranope]

my existence itself is a blessing
but if we wanna itemize stuff and all I gave you advice on your tits
you get em done yet?

[unpocoloco]

Oh, come on! It's a good day! It's going to be tons of fun. It's not spooky or anything like this Halloween stuff.

I was going to invite you anyway. Now we can make sure there's some cake and things. Stuff for you!

Also, we were born in the same month. Another reason to stick with the best month.

[strings_theory]

"Advice on your tits" sounds really horrid without context, just so you know.

Yeah, had to wait a little longer than I wanted to. But the reason was worth it.

[deuteranope]

we'll see
won't that be kinda fucked up?

I was born in march, nov's just my bday

[deuteranope]

what do you care

? you on the swim team or something

[strings_theory]

Friendly advice.

Mmm. Probably a conversation better to not have on the network.

[deuteranope]

okay but what do I care

congrats on the sex then

UN: tealeaf22

[bolderfell]

And for everything else, there's MasterCard.

What's that first thing about, though? People pay you for your notes?

[unpocoloco]

Okay well still. Our birthdays are in the same month and that counts. We're bookending it with good things.

Anyway, it's not that messed up. Plenty of people have birthdays alongside other holidays. And besides that, Día de Muertos is about family. Honoring memories and all of that. They might be dead but it's still their lives and memories that we're celebrating. To celebrate your life too doesn't clash at all, and you're already family to us both.

[deuteranope]

It means this shit

I'm a goddamn magical highlighter
but yeah if they want copies of my notes they can fucking pay for those too why not

[deuteranope]

[screeches, you're killing him, héc]

fine fine shut up jeez

[bolderfell]

Huh. That makes it easier to read?

[deuteranope]

> lineex.jpg

more for adhd/learning disabilities
can adjust for colorblindness too

[unpocoloco]

[That's practically a yes!]

It's going to be a great time, Maverick! Just you wait!

In the meantime, Imelda's going to want to know your favorite food, if you haven't told her yet.