un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

[deuteranope]

nothing wrong with a good mutually consensual beating boss
if it ain't me it could be someone else that doesn't fucking consent you ever think about that

[subconmodo]

If you think I haven't considered the merits of an underground child fighting ring, you REALLY don't know me very well.

But if I'm not allowed to have that little piece of joy in my life, neither are you.

[deuteranope]

yeah yeah what the fuck ever I hear ya

no one not legally an adult or take it off campus, got it

[subconmodo]

That's the spirit!

See, you're learning something from my classes already.

[deuteranope]

like I wasn't born a shitty little bastard
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