un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

[strings_theory]

How the fuck do you figure that? What have you done lately for me?

[deuteranope]

my existence itself is a blessing
but if we wanna itemize stuff and all I gave you advice on your tits
you get em done yet?

[strings_theory]

"Advice on your tits" sounds really horrid without context, just so you know.

Yeah, had to wait a little longer than I wanted to. But the reason was worth it.

[deuteranope]

what do you care

? you on the swim team or something

[strings_theory]

Friendly advice.

Mmm. Probably a conversation better to not have on the network.

[deuteranope]

okay but what do I care

congrats on the sex then

[strings_theory]

Didn't say you had to.

Thanks, I guess???

[deuteranope]

like why were you being coy about it lmao???
not like mousie’s on the network if you were worried about his precious fee fees

[strings_theory]

I don't know, sometimes I have some restraint?

Or, dunno, maybe it's none of your's or anyone else's fucking business about who I may or may not be fucking around with? Goddamn.

[deuteranope]

nah you wanted to brag

[strings_theory]

Except I kinda didn't.

Sur-fucking-prise.

Seriously, it's not that big of a deal and I don't need people lookin' at me around here with an already bad lens thinking I'm a whore or something.

[deuteranope]

anyone who says that kinda shit can eat their teeth anyway

[Ramona was very sex positive in raising him and hey, Jolyne was cool sometimes. He’d help serve that knuckle sandwich.]

[strings_theory]

I'd rather just not have to deal with it. Something something trying not to break someone's face for a bit something something, y'know?

[deuteranope]

well I’m in the market for work, feel free to call upon my services

[strings_theory]

And how much are you charging to knock someone's teeth out in this case, huh?

[deuteranope]

pricing dependent on age, sharpness of teeth on target, and timing

[strings_theory]

Pfft. I'll let you know if I ever do need someone's face fucking rearranged.

Not sure if I should thank you for that or not, tho.

[deuteranope]

nah just gimme something for my bdayyyy

[strings_theory]

I miiiight, you fuckin' gremlin.

[deuteranope]

huzzah

[strings_theory]

God, you're such a fucking dumb-ass sometimes.

[deuteranope]

takes one to know one, stupid

[strings_theory]

W o w, fuckin' rude, Mav.

What kinda shit do you want to me to stay away from?

[deuteranope]

like I'm gonna hand you a list of weaknesses NICE TRY

[strings_theory]

Oh my gooood, I meant what kind of shit you don't want as gifts, you fucking dipshit.