un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.

Comments

[heromedal]

Geniuses are rarely appreciated in their time.

[ He's staying in the same pose, just gazing at her. Adelaide best girl.

But because he's Rex he's always ready for surprise attacks. Gummi worms or nightmare worms. ]

[transfusionem]

[She's glad someone understands.]

That one's a classic.

[transfusionem]

Not at all. Jokes are supposed to make you laugh.

[transfusionem]

Do you want me to change it to morning?

[transfusionem]

You'll have to catch me first!

[transfusionem]

Yeah, tell me about it.

[People at Daybreak hate fun, confirmed.

Hopefully they won't actually be attacked, though Adelaide wouldn't mind a snack.]

You'd think I'd done something wrong, though!

[bolderfell]

Old tomatoes are also traditional, yeah?

[taiyounoyou]

Yours was really good, too!

Are you a fan of vampires? Or are you just getting in the season?

[Or both. It could be both.]

[deuteranope]

okay but he laughs like a supervillain so he shouldn't be counted

[deuteranope]

or dump flour on her I know y'all got that

Phonetag

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Bitch I know where you sleep

[stavros]

Perhaps, but daemons are serious business, and I believe you may have offended every vampire in school besides.

[sauerfacedcyborg]

It would make more sense, especially with the vampire comparison.

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

[I'm sorry. Are there puns happening? Because it sounds like there are puns happening.]

Lame. Step up your game, kid, you can do better than that. For example:

Why was no one afraid of the vampire dog?

Because his bark was worse than his bite.

[transfusionem]

Mostly the season! It's a good time for it, isn't it?

[It's definitely both.]

[transfusionem]

Just because Rex's laugh is weird doesn't mean it doesn't count.

[transfusionem]

Then you also know it's hard to catch me sleeping!

[transfusionem]

I think vampires can appreciate a good joke about blood and coffee.

[transfusionem]

Some vampires can go out in the day! The blight effects everyone differently.

[transfusionem]

I don't know, that one's pretty weak.

[subconmodo]

I've only just begun.

A group of vampires came together to hire a motivational speaker. Unfortunately, the only advice he had to give was "be positive."

[bolderfell]

Hang on. Let's not jeopardize my primary source of breakfast.

[transfusionem]

Hmm. Acceptable.

[deuteranope]

coward

[deuteranope]

so says you but you're biased