un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.

Comments

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Okay so obviously Im going to throw something at her the question is what

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I vote peanuts

UN: tealeaf22

[bolderfell]

Peanuts seconded.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Dont have any peanuts

Ive got a thing of gummi worms tho

[bolderfell]

Old tomatoes are also traditional, yeah?

[deuteranope]

or dump flour on her I know y'all got that

[bolderfell]

Hang on. Let's not jeopardize my primary source of breakfast.

[deuteranope]

coward

[bolderfell]

An unhungry coward.

[deuteranope]

with easy access to non-bumble goods and beverages

[bolderfell]

Just because I'm a coward doesn't mean I should settle.

[deuteranope]

then you'd just be a cowardly loser

alright fine I can accept your argument

[bolderfell]

Thanks. Your support means a lot.

[heromedal]

I’m arranging a safe house until I take all of you out.

[deuteranope]

fuck off grim creeper

[bolderfell]

But I don't even know your name.

[transfusionem]

You'll have to catch me first!

Phonetag

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Bitch I know where you sleep

[transfusionem]

Then you also know it's hard to catch me sleeping!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Youll let your guard down eventually and thats when ill strike