un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.

Comments

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

[I'm sorry. Are there puns happening? Because it sounds like there are puns happening.]

Lame. Step up your game, kid, you can do better than that. For example:

Why was no one afraid of the vampire dog?

Because his bark was worse than his bite.

[transfusionem]

I don't know, that one's pretty weak.

[subconmodo]

I've only just begun.

A group of vampires came together to hire a motivational speaker. Unfortunately, the only advice he had to give was "be positive."

[transfusionem]

Hmm. Acceptable.