un: wellcooked

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Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.

Comments

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[She's just going to ignore that negativity and keep going!!!]

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A: A bat.

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a Maverick wielding a bat

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Q: What's the best way to hold a bat?

A: By the handle.

[deuteranope]

starting to lose the joke vibe bumble

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Well, at least one person laughed.

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was it you...it's sad if it's just you

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Rex laughed!

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okay but he laughs like a supervillain so he shouldn't be counted

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Just because Rex's laugh is weird doesn't mean it doesn't count.

[deuteranope]

so says you but you're biased

[transfusionem]

You're just as guilty of being biased as I am.

[deuteranope]

sure but I'm right
pretty sure you said that's one of those always rules

[transfusionem]

I guess I did say that.

But still! Bias doesn't mean anything. Kokoro said she laughed too, anyways.

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I dunno who the fuck that is but I'm immediately judging their taste

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Don't be mean.

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what else can I say bumble you can't spell mean without me

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That's no excuse!

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it is an excuse it's just a bad one

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A bad excuse is basically no excuse.

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can't spell excuse without sux

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Is this you admitting you suck?

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excuse only has one u and no i

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Well I don't swallow.

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[what]

jesus fucking CHRIST bumble

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Hehehehe.