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Adelaide Cooke ([personal profile] transfusionem) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-10-28 04:02 pm
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Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.

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deuteranope: (mav186)

un: weaseling

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-10-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I got insomnia too don't see me fucking murdering people but fucking go off I guess
heromedal: (yuk-yuk-yuk)

[personal profile] heromedal 2019-10-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ About three seconds after this goes up-

COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE QUAD ]
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-28 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's just going to ignore that negativity and keep going!!!]

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A: A bat.
transfusionem: (pic#12951341)

[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-28 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, my god.

She makes her way over to him, phone in hand, and just. Gives him a look, one eyebrow slowly raising.]
deuteranope: (mav132)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-10-28 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
a Maverick wielding a bat
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-28 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Q: What's the best way to hold a bat?

A: By the handle.
deuteranope: (mav028)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-10-28 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
starting to lose the joke vibe bumble
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-28 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least one person laughed.
notbornguilty: (Give me coffee or I'll give you death)

UN: Schnee_Heiress

[personal profile] notbornguilty 2019-10-28 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So you say blood and coffee are interchangeable? And here I thought I hadn't inherited that part.
Edited 2019-10-28 21:49 (UTC)
deuteranope: (141)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-10-28 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
was it you...it's sad if it's just you
heromedal: (Good one.)

[personal profile] heromedal 2019-10-28 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah uh, he's still laughing. He hasn't noticed her. He's just seated, making everyone else think a demonic invasion is starting. ]
strings_theory: (ida22)

UN: GreenDolphin

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-10-28 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Congrats, lamest joke I've ever heard.
Edited (IT DIDN'T TAKE MY SUBJECT LINE, RUDE) 2019-10-28 21:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-28 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I live to serve!
taiyounoyou: (pic#12427305)

[personal profile] taiyounoyou 2019-10-29 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[This... is...

delightful!]

Q: How did the vampire race finish?

A: Neck and neck!
stavros: Kokoro smiling, embarrassed but confident. ([c] might be a competition)

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[personal profile] stavros 2019-10-29 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Am I a bad person if I laughed?
sauerfacedcyborg: (I'm not sure I understand.)

un: Ziggy

[personal profile] sauerfacedcyborg 2019-10-29 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't bats nocturnal?
infestedcouncilpresident: (I blame Toyo)

un: supersenses

[personal profile] infestedcouncilpresident 2019-10-29 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so obviously Im going to throw something at her the question is what
deuteranope: (mav097)

un: weaseling

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-10-29 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
I vote peanuts
bolderfell: Gimme that hot, juicy goss. <user name="nappotuna" site="tumblr.com"> (LISTEN 🗡️ Dropping some eaves.)

UN: tealeaf22

[personal profile] bolderfell 2019-10-29 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Peanuts seconded.
infestedcouncilpresident: (Surprise)

[personal profile] infestedcouncilpresident 2019-10-29 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Dont have any peanuts

Ive got a thing of gummi worms tho
Edited 2019-10-29 15:30 (UTC)
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-29 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Rex laughed!
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-29 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, lord.

She shakes her head, before sitting down next to him on the bench. She's quiet for a few moments, checking the responses to her post, before she looks back up at Rex.]

...So. You liked that one, huh?
heromedal: (kiss me quick)

[personal profile] heromedal 2019-10-29 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After he's wiped tears from his eyes he spots her but spends a few seconds longer doing creepy 'ke-ke-ke' laughs. He finishes with his head resting on a propped up hand. ]

Yeah. You're funny.
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-29 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad someone appreciates me!

[She's going to be watching for gummy worms, now. Kohaku could strike at any moment.]
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[personal profile] transfusionem 2019-10-29 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything's interchangeable if you want it to be.
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