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irisnetwork2019-11-24 08:14 pm
deuteranope) wrote in irisnetwork2019-11-24 08:14 pm
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un: weaseling (limited access)
To: < epicyon >, < g.akechi >, < greendolphin >,
< i.rivera >, < jojo2 >, < ollin >, < princely >,
< tealeaf22 >, < wellcooked >, < xspire >
[List is more for OOC purposes. ICly, the other usernames are unavailable to the recipients and this should be treated as private, individual messages rather than a group conversation.]
ATTENTION MOTHERS AND FUCKERS
congrats if you're fucking seeing this because it means that you are on an exclusive list of individuals I went out of my fucking way to invite to fake thanksgiving. this is an event hosted at the inn of atropos, otherwise known as mama's kickass inn, and usually it's just open to guests actually fucking paying for rooms there but we're changing shit up this year. lucky you! you've been deemed worthy by the most desirable of opinions (mine) to attend on november 28 dinner's at 6pm which is late yeah but worth the wait and we got some night based guests where this is basically a super early breakfast so quit your bitching
Q: What is "fake" Thanksgiving?
a: we don't do that shit over here but mama is super into it and american so shut the fuck up, it's a thing and has been for years
forget actual thanksgiving bullshit we all about the delicious food mama makes and appreciating peeps or whatever
we all need a fucking break this month okay
Q: Where's the Inn of Atropos at?
a: [insert address here]
Q: Free food?
a: free fucking food bitch
Q: Free drinks?
a: I was sorta including that in with the food but yeah jeez whatever
Q: Why are you so fucking handsome?
a: scholars have been scratching their heads over this for years and while they can't find an answer it's still widely accepted as truth
aw shucks, scholars
Q: Should I bring anything?
a: nah man we good
Q: Do I get a +1?
a: do I look like a fucking bouncer I don't give a shit just keep it reasonable
Q: I'm confused about why I'm on this list.
a: that ain't a fucking question
Q: Okay, well why --
a: because shut the fuck up you just are dumbass, take the fucking win
Q: You already told me about this.
a: again, not a fucking question but for the sake of time: I know, but I'm telling other people now too and shut up this is easier for me to keep track of
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
oh also rsvp or not I don't fucking care
depends how HELPFUL you wanna be
< i.rivera >, < jojo2 >, < ollin >, < princely >,
< tealeaf22 >, < wellcooked >, < xspire >
[List is more for OOC purposes. ICly, the other usernames are unavailable to the recipients and this should be treated as private, individual messages rather than a group conversation.]
ATTENTION MOTHERS AND FUCKERS
congrats if you're fucking seeing this because it means that you are on an exclusive list of individuals I went out of my fucking way to invite to fake thanksgiving. this is an event hosted at the inn of atropos, otherwise known as mama's kickass inn, and usually it's just open to guests actually fucking paying for rooms there but we're changing shit up this year. lucky you! you've been deemed worthy by the most desirable of opinions (mine) to attend on november 28 dinner's at 6pm which is late yeah but worth the wait and we got some night based guests where this is basically a super early breakfast so quit your bitching
Q: What is "fake" Thanksgiving?
a: we don't do that shit over here but mama is super into it and american so shut the fuck up, it's a thing and has been for years
forget actual thanksgiving bullshit we all about the delicious food mama makes and appreciating peeps or whatever
we all need a fucking break this month okay
Q: Where's the Inn of Atropos at?
a: [insert address here]
Q: Free food?
a: free fucking food bitch
Q: Free drinks?
a: I was sorta including that in with the food but yeah jeez whatever
Q: Why are you so fucking handsome?
a: scholars have been scratching their heads over this for years and while they can't find an answer it's still widely accepted as truth
aw shucks, scholars
Q: Should I bring anything?
a: nah man we good
Q: Do I get a +1?
a: do I look like a fucking bouncer I don't give a shit just keep it reasonable
Q: I'm confused about why I'm on this list.
a: that ain't a fucking question
Q: Okay, well why --
a: because shut the fuck up you just are dumbass, take the fucking win
Q: You already told me about this.
a: again, not a fucking question but for the sake of time: I know, but I'm telling other people now too and shut up this is easier for me to keep track of
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
oh also rsvp or not I don't fucking care
depends how HELPFUL you wanna be
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long long ago some fuckers came over to america to get away from some other fuckers but they didn't have enough food because they sucked at shit idk
anyway the natives took pity on them and shared their food etc etc
holiday's about giving thanks and ignoring how white people fucking STOLE AND DESTROYED native lands and culture in exchange for this help
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Erm.
I can certainly see why you would prefer a false equivalent then?
For all that giving thanks would certainly be worthy of a holiday, hiding a matter of theft and destruction is certainly not...
[The sheer irony of this coming from a victorian upperclass man...]
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lmao yeah colonialism can eat shit
oh right how cool are you with
1. cranberries
2. apples
3. pumpkins
4. grapes
5. marshmallows
like how the fuck do bats work
no subject
[He's also learned about emoticons, which are considerably less upsetting. Now.]
I should be fine to eat these...The only thing I'm not entirely certain about is marshmallow. I suspect a little bit wouldn't do any harm however! At the very least, I wouldn't eat anything that makes me feel ill, you have my word.
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most of these will be in other shit but I doubt we'll use up all of it so we can save the excess to make sure you don't starve that'd be a bummer and not in the fucking spirit of fake thanksgiving
no subject
Regardless, I'm certain I'll be fine with these other options! I'm particularly excited to try pumpkin again! It had a rather unique taste, when I had it on Hallow's eve.
no subject
I'd say you're not supposed to eat them on halloween but at the same time why the fuck not it's way less wasteful
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It's far less wasteful I would say. The same can be said for this 'fluff' business! Less leave-behinds for people to pick at!
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unless oh the garnishes is an exclamation in which case I'm imagining it as a replacement swear and it's kinda fucking hilarious
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No it's very much a misunderstanding then.
I will still gladly try it, in any case.