un: weaseling (limited access)

[deuteranope]

To: < epicyon >, < g.akechi >, < greendolphin >,
< i.rivera >, < jojo2 >, < ollin >, < princely >,
< tealeaf22 >, < wellcooked >, < xspire >

[List is more for OOC purposes. ICly, the other usernames are unavailable to the recipients and this should be treated as private, individual messages rather than a group conversation.]

ATTENTION MOTHERS AND FUCKERS
congrats if you're fucking seeing this because it means that you are on an exclusive list of individuals I went out of my fucking way to invite to fake thanksgiving. this is an event hosted at the inn of atropos, otherwise known as mama's kickass inn, and usually it's just open to guests actually fucking paying for rooms there but we're changing shit up this year. lucky you! you've been deemed worthy by the most desirable of opinions (mine) to attend on november 28 dinner's at 6pm which is late yeah but worth the wait and we got some night based guests where this is basically a super early breakfast so quit your bitching

Q: What is "fake" Thanksgiving?
a: we don't do that shit over here but mama is super into it and american so shut the fuck up, it's a thing and has been for years
forget actual thanksgiving bullshit we all about the delicious food mama makes and appreciating peeps or whatever
we all need a fucking break this month okay

Q: Where's the Inn of Atropos at?
a: [insert address here]

Q: Free food?
a: free fucking food bitch

Q: Free drinks?
a: I was sorta including that in with the food but yeah jeez whatever

Q: Why are you so fucking handsome?
a: scholars have been scratching their heads over this for years and while they can't find an answer it's still widely accepted as truth
aw shucks, scholars

Q: Should I bring anything?
a: nah man we good

Q: Do I get a +1?
a: do I look like a fucking bouncer I don't give a shit just keep it reasonable

Q: I'm confused about why I'm on this list.
a: that ain't a fucking question

Q: Okay, well why --
a: because shut the fuck up you just are dumbass, take the fucking win

Q: You already told me about this.
a: again, not a fucking question but for the sake of time: I know, but I'm telling other people now too and shut up this is easier for me to keep track of

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

oh also rsvp or not I don't fucking care
depends how HELPFUL you wanna be

Comments

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

You already know I'll fuckin' be there will bells on, bitch. Also bringing the bat with me whether he wants to go or not. (Pretty sure he'll want to.)

[foolishjustice]

Like I said before, I'll be looking forward to it.

I'm still just barely better than shit at cooking, but if you're looking for people to make themselves helpful, I wouldn't mind working on setting the table or lending a hand with dishes.

UN: JOJO2

[standless]

Falseness aside, just what is 'Thanksgiving'?

I feel like I may have heard of it in passing, but not in any detail. (It does sound like it will be a wonderful event already however, so I am happy to attend!)

[prince_type]

[Ohhhh, guess who's excited.]

An... American tradition, huh.

Though I haven't seen your mom in so long!!!!

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

Thanks for the invite! This sounds fun, Mijo!

I'll just assume no one minds me skipping the meals and hogging the bottles. And thanks for the late time, that helps too. Imelda and I will be there for sure! I figure you've invited her already.

un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Are you sure? I mean, I'm more than happy to come, but, you know. I don't know if you'd rather have...space.

UN: tealeaf22

[bolderfell]

Got a lot of people coming so far?

un: xspire

[synthsized]

Of course I'm coming.

And I have good news! Dad hooked me up with something that passes for tastebuds so I'll be able to taste the food!

[It will still all be immediately disintegrated but they'll be able to taste it and that's all that matters.]

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I'd be happy to join you and Ramona (and the rest of your guest list) for a meal. I assume you've already invited Héctor, and my plus one is unneeded?

UN: Epicyon

[heromedal]

I want to be clear I'm not being sarcastic when I say this, I'm genuinely very confused-

I thought you hated me. Is this some sort of trap?

[ Yes, Rex actually thought Mav hated him and has thought this since the van incident. He's just so used to the idea of being hated he feels way more comfortable talking about that then talking about being liked. ]